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May 28th, 2017 01:25 PM #3
Finding a Girl
Guy's 50 years old, he's still a bachelor. He can't find a girl his mother will approve of.
He brings home one girl, she's too fat. Brings home another girl, she's too skinny. One talks too much, the other's a wallflower. Finally, the guy brings home a girl who he knows his mother will approve of, because this girl, she's exactly like his mother."
What happened?
His father hated her.
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