A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church and enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, there ain’t no paper on this side either!"





And all those times I was wondering why is that darned outhouse inside the church🤔