One day there was a man you went to a chinse food stall
Man:Ate pabili naman ng siopao na babae
Cashier: Ano yun ser?
Man: Yun yung may napkin sa ilalim
Cashier: Ay,sorry po ser lalaki lang meron kami
Man: bakit naman?
Cashier: Kasi yan yung may itlog sa loob
A wife came to know about her husband's affair with the maid. But she remained silent. 1 month passed, 2 then 3,4,5,6. but she still remained silent...
Her close friend asked her why..
CLASSIC ANSWER...
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CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE THE MAID.
Golden Words By A Wise Man
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely!