Uncle to nephew:

Hijo, pakibili mo ako ng Viagra yung ginagamit pampatigas



The nephew went to the grocery store, walked the aisles and could not find Viagra. After a couple of passes at the shelves, he saw mylanta, paid for it and headed home. He gave it to the uncle.


Uncle:
Hijo, ano ito? Hindi ito ang kailangan ko.


Nephew:
Uncle, matagal po ako naghanap wala po talaga. Kaya yan ang binili ko. Sabi kasi sa label- mylanta anti-gas