Joke Time!

**Monseratto** · July 21st, 2014 10:48 AM

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**carofsteel** · July 21st, 2014 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by _Cathy_

^That was hilarious :rofl:

Indeed! :bwahaha:

**Monseratto** · July 25th, 2014 02:49 PM

A Jewish Rabbi was travelling with an Indian businessman and Janet Napoles somewhere in the province when their car broke down. As it was getting dark, they walked to a nearby shanty with a lightbulb on and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer said "Yes, of course, but I haven't got much room so one of you will have to sleep in the barn." Being a true gentleman, the Indian businessman volunteered first. "It is the right and proper thing to do." He said.

So off he went. A couple of minutes later, they heard a knock. It was the Indian Businessman. He apologised over and over again, saying that while he was more than willing to spend the night in the barn, he didn't realise that there was a cow in there. And as they are sacred in his culture, he just couldn't do it. So the Rabbi offered.

A couple of minutes later, they heard a knock. It was the Rabbi. He also apologised over and over again, saying that while he was more than willing to spend the night in the barn, he didn't realise that there was a pig in there. And that just wasn't kosher. So as much as he wanted to, he just couldn't.

So reluctantly, Janet Napoles offered.

A couple of minutes later, they heard a knock. It was the pig and the cow...

**Monseratto** · July 25th, 2014 07:59 PM

**Ry_Tower** · July 27th, 2014 09:21 PM

A petition asking PAGASA to name typhoons after corrupt politicians has been launched online. But the weather bureau rejected it because there’s not enough typhoons to accommodate all names.