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    July 21st, 2014 10:48 AM #3081
    If you love bacon...

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    July 21st, 2014 11:36 PM #3082
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    ^That was hilarious :rofl:
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    July 25th, 2014 02:49 PM #3083


    A Jewish Rabbi was travelling with an Indian businessman and Janet Napoles somewhere in the province when their car broke down. As it was getting dark, they walked to a nearby shanty with a lightbulb on and asked if they could spend the night. The farmer said "Yes, of course, but I haven't got much room so one of you will have to sleep in the barn." Being a true gentleman, the Indian businessman volunteered first. "It is the right and proper thing to do." He said.

    So off he went. A couple of minutes later, they heard a knock. It was the Indian Businessman. He apologised over and over again, saying that while he was more than willing to spend the night in the barn, he didn't realise that there was a cow in there. And as they are sacred in his culture, he just couldn't do it. So the Rabbi offered.

    A couple of minutes later, they heard a knock. It was the Rabbi. He also apologised over and over again, saying that while he was more than willing to spend the night in the barn, he didn't realise that there was a pig in there. And that just wasn't kosher. So as much as he wanted to, he just couldn't.

    So reluctantly, Janet Napoles offered.

    A couple of minutes later, they heard a knock. It was the pig and the cow...
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    July 25th, 2014 07:59 PM #3084
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    July 27th, 2014 09:21 PM #3085
    A petition asking PAGASA to name typhoons after corrupt politicians has been launched online. But the weather bureau rejected it because there’s not enough typhoons to accommodate all names.
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    July 28th, 2014 06:35 AM #3086
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    July 28th, 2014 10:44 AM #3087
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    July 29th, 2014 05:02 PM #3088
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    July 31st, 2014 11:30 AM #3089
    I lost count...

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    July 31st, 2014 12:33 PM #3090
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    Now,- that is real cool!...



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    July 31st, 2014 01:33 PM #3091
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    I lost count...

    One time a young soldier called me that. I told him his mother can't keep a secret.
    Another time, different place I was called this again. I told the punk: you must be my son.
    Yet another instance, I told the kid: which one was your mom?
    Those people never called me that again.


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    July 31st, 2014 06:09 PM #3092
    Sana ito makabangga ni manong taxi driver-na-may-panglinis-nang-mangga-merc-driver-stalker.
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    August 1st, 2014 03:30 PM #3093
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    Sana ito makabangga ni manong taxi driver-na-may-panglinis-nang-mangga-merc-driver-stalker.
    Trike yan sir dyan sa bayan mo sir ah! Dapat crocodile nalang para sakto.
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    August 1st, 2014 04:49 PM #3094
    Quote Originally Posted by jick.cejoco View Post
    One time a young soldier called me that. I told him his mother can't keep a secret.
    Another time, different place I was called this again. I told the punk: you must be my son.
    Yet another instance, I told the kid: which one was your mom?
    Those people never called me that again.


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    Classic bro.

    Real classic!...

    [Kung si Erap ang nasabihan niyan,- heto'ng sagot niya, "Madapa ka rin!!!"]... :hysterical:


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    August 3rd, 2014 09:46 PM #3095
    EEEh...!!!

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    August 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM #3096
    ^ natakot rapist........

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    August 4th, 2014 06:16 AM #3097
    Naka confine na sa hospital yun rapist,heart attack
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    August 4th, 2014 09:21 AM #3098
    Buti nga sa kanya. Na PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder). Ngayon hindi na sya mang rape



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    August 4th, 2014 09:54 AM #3099
    Di ka titigas*n nyan.........

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