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July 12th, 2014 11:48 PM #3065Kawawang baTa. Sigurado magugutom....
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July 14th, 2014 09:41 PM #3070A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! ******** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
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July 15th, 2014 11:24 AM #3072Boy: Marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
Boy: No.
Girl: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary. but...
Girl: No but. You have nothing.
How can I marry you? Just leave
me, please!!!
Boy: I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porsche..
Why do I still need to buy BMW?!
How can I get
salary when actually I am the BOSS?
Girl: wanna get married???
Boy: No
describe the girl with one word
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July 15th, 2014 12:02 PM #3074A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, one from England, one from Wales and the other from Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man
The English woman said. "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said. "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said. "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said. "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said. "'Ave ya ever been ****ed, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said. "No".
She said. "Aye, well ya wull be when the tide coomes in.
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