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August 15th, 2013 09:33 PM #2HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
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Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"
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Dating a China girl...its a challenge in oral English !!!
Always understand what others are saying!
I asked a China girl if she would come out with me and I asked her number so that I could call her.
She got all excited and said: "*** *** *** FREE *** TONIGHT"
... wow such a hot girl !...
but then, my friend told me what she really said was 6 6 6 3 6 2 9.
oh, well....
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Originally Posted by Retz
Right? People will really start questioning the need for the EDSA rehabilitation.
EDSA Rehab/Rebuild and Guadalupe Bridge Repair