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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    ung di magtitino ang gobyerno at hindi natin maiaply ang natapos nating kurso. ito ang mangyayari:

    ENGINEERING - panday
    EDUCATION - tambay
    CRIMINOLOGY - tanod
    PMA - rebelde
    MEDICINE - albularyo
    IT - bantay sa comp. shop
    BS MATH - scorer sa liga
    FINE ARTS - pintor ng dingding
    PSYCHOLOGY - manghuhula
    TOURISM - driver
    MASCOM - bugaw
    NURSING - yaya
    MIDWIFERY - abortionist
    MEDTECH - drug pusher
    HRM - waiter

    eto pa.
    ACCOUNTANCY - kubrador!

  2. Join Date
    Jun 2012
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    #2
    SA MENTAL HOSPITAL

    nagdrawing
    ang doctor ng
    pinto sa
    blackboard.

    Doctor: kung sino
    ang mauunang
    makalabas dito sa pinto
    ay makakalabas na dito sa
    HOSPITAL!

    Nag-unahan ang mga
    pasyente! Pero may
    isang di tumakbo at ito'y
    tumatawa..

    Doctor: aba mukhang
    magaling na ang isang ito huh!
    Matanong nga..
    Bakit di ka nakipag unahan
    sa pinto?

    PASYENTE: eh ABNO pala
    yang mga yan eh.. Pano
    sila makakalabas eh
    nasa akin
    yung SUSI..!

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    #3
    ^ abnoy nga.......

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    #4
    Quote Originally Posted by chua_riwap View Post
    ^ abnoy nga.......
    sino? yung joke o yung nagpost?

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    #5
    Quote Originally Posted by nervenllarena View Post
    sino? yung joke o yung nagpost?
    :hysterical:

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    #6
    Quote Originally Posted by nervenllarena View Post
    sino? yung joke o yung nagpost?
    ehrrrrrrrrmmm.......

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    #7

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    #9
    Quote Originally Posted by EE100shiro View Post
    meaning mas malaki na ang makukurakot! parang si senador ang naging mas masaya...

Joke Time!