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    February 19th, 2012 05:26 AM #301
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    February 19th, 2012 11:32 AM #302
    im not anti-penoy but i think this pic from fb is

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    February 19th, 2012 08:49 PM #303
    ano ang tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
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    February 19th, 2012 08:54 PM #304
    Quote Originally Posted by Retz View Post
    ano ang tawag sa anak ng taong grasa?
    edi baby oil
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    February 19th, 2012 09:22 PM #305
    Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher.

    Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

    Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.

    Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?

    Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.

    Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?

    Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo? syempre umalis na po. Common sense naman mam!
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    February 19th, 2012 09:24 PM #306
    Sa police station:

    Police 1: ano itsura ng suspect?

    Biktima: naka-orange po siya
    at dilaw ang buhok

    Iginuhit ng police 1 at pinakita
    sa police 2.

    Police 1: Pare, di natin kayang
    hulihin to!

    Police 2: Bakit?

    Police 1: Dilaw daw ang buhok
    at naka-orange. Kung hindi si
    Naruto, Si San-Goku yon!
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    February 19th, 2012 09:25 PM #307
    ama: anak magsaing ka na

    anak: paano ako magsasaing,eh wala po tayong bigas?

    ama: aralin mo ang magluto na walang bigas..

    anak: tay kain na po kayo tapos na po akong nagsaing

    ama: bakit walang kanin?

    anak:tay aralin nyong kumain na na walang kanen..

    ama:bwesit ka na bata ka.. magmula ngayon h'wag mo na akong tawaging tatay......

    anak: ok friend...

    nyahahahha
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    February 19th, 2012 09:29 PM #308
    inutusan ni nanay ang kanyang anak

    nanay: anak magsaing ka na

    anak: ilan po nay?

    nanay: tatlong gatang

    anak: opo nay!

    nanay: anak dagdagan mo ung sinaing isama mo narin ung aso at pusa

    anak: opo'

    nanay: LINTIK! (GALIT NA SUMIGAW ANG NANAY) ANAK BAKIT MAY PUSA DITO SA SINAING?!

    anak: dapat nga po nay pati aso kasama kaso hindi po kasya e.
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    February 19th, 2012 09:30 PM #309
    Pasubok...

    Pulis at Biktima...

    Biktima: Sir tulungan nyo po ako!!! nahold-up po ako!!!

    Pulis: Paano ka hi-nold up???

    Biktima: Tinukukan po ako ng BARIL!!!

    Pulis: Anong klaseng baril???

    Biktima: Wala po akong alam sa baril eh...

    Pulis: (Inilabas ang baril) itong ganitong baril misis 45 po ito.

    Biktima: Ah...mahaba po ng konti dyan mamang pulis siguro mga nasa 49 po yun o 50...
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    February 19th, 2012 09:34 PM #310
    madaling araw na umuwi si anak. kaya nung lumabas si nanay sa kwarto para silipin kung nakauwi na si anak, nagkunwari agad si anak na kanina pa siya nasa bahay sa pamamagitan ng pagnood ng tv

    nanay: hoy ngayon ka lang umuwi noh?

    anak: kanina pa. nanonood lang ng tv

    nanay: lasing ka eh?

    anak: hindi ah. wag ka nambibintang

    nanay: e bakit microwave yang pinapanood mo?
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    February 19th, 2012 09:38 PM #311
    Titser: Pedro sino si Jose Rizal

    Pedro: Di ko po alam.

    Titser: Juan sino si Jose Rizal.

    Juan: Di ko rin po alam.

    Titser: (sumigaw) Class sino si Jose Rizal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Class: Baka po sa kabilang section ma'am....
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    February 21st, 2012 08:32 PM #312
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    February 22nd, 2012 01:10 AM #313
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    February 22nd, 2012 10:27 AM #314
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    Nice spoof!
    Fasten your seatbelt! Or else... Driven To Thrill!
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    February 28th, 2012 12:02 PM #315
    Jolie and her leg flirting incident...

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    February 28th, 2012 01:22 PM #316
    ^ i saw her other pictures at the oscars.
    what happened to AJ? she looks like a "walking" skeleton......
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    February 28th, 2012 04:53 PM #317


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    February 29th, 2012 09:42 AM #318
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