Pag hinabol ka, sabihin mo hindi mo sila nakita dahil nag tetext while driving ka.
Last Saturday, my Tito was pulled over by one of those kotong MMDA engotforcers under the EDSA - Santolan flyover/U-turn slot. The first thing he told the enforcer when opened his window: "anong kalokohan ito"? They let him go soon after. I'm sure he could talk to the MMDA retard that way as he knew he did not do anything wrong, and he also had a direct line to someone at the MMDA in case the MMDA enforcers would continue to give him BS.