Joke Time!

[xwangbu]

wow...mali

[xwangbu]

napagtripan yata ako ni doc..1g (2x500mg) na biogesic isang inom?

4x a day pa. hehe


also a bit surprised na Biogesic yung binigay.
its a clinic in Singapore btw.

[threx666]

napagtripan yata ako ni doc..1g (2x500mg) na biogesic isang inom?

4x a day pa. hehe


also a bit surprised na Biogesic yung binigay.
its a clinic in Singapore btw.

ganyan naman talaga dyan , incorporated na yung gamot in your check up , pero ngayon ko lang napansin na me biogesic na rin sila binibigay plus MC form na rin hehehehe

[chua_riwap]

Matindi nga dyan sa SG.

Minsan sumumpong gout ko. Punta ako sa clinic sa Yishun.

Doc: "Your uric acid is high, lah. I'll give you alluporinol & pain killer."

Taas daw uric ko, di naman ako kinunan blood sample. Manghuhula din pala.

[joemarski]

bad trip si pogwheee :hysterical:

[robgowild]

Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?

Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?

Eh, di pang-lima,

kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?

[robgowild]

Nakaka h0r*y pala sa girl yun.

[dr. d]

Matindi nga dyan sa SG.

Minsan sumumpong gout ko. Punta ako sa clinic sa Yishun.

Doc: "Your uric acid is high, lah. I'll give you alluporinol & pain killer."

Taas daw uric ko, di naman ako kinunan blood sample. Manghuhula din pala.

... e, 'di ba ikaw mismo ang nagsabing sumumpong ang gout mo?...
alamunamang chinese medicine dyan...
heh heh.

[JR318]

Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles.

After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches..

[JR318]

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have *** with me,

reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have ***, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have *** with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have ***, reach over and pull on my penis...fifty times"