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    I can already foresee this being marketed as performance enhancement

    When Edinburgh, Scotland resident Mohammed Abad was six years old, he was involved in a horrific car accident. He was struck by a vehicle and then dragged nearly 600 feet (180 meters), tearing his tallywhacker (and left testicle) clean off. But thanks to advances in modern medicine, and a dedicated team at the University of London, Abad will soon have a bionic penis that puts Steve Austin's junk to shame.

    The University of London team has spent more than three years crafting a new, 8-inch wang out of skin grafts culled from Abad's forearm and becomes erect by mechanically pumping fluid into it. This pump is activated by a button located near his remaining testicle. "When you want a bit of action you press the 'on' button," Abad told The Sun. "When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising." He'd already undergone two surgeries before the recent 11-hour marathon installation surgery. Doctors on the team report that the prosthesis should be sufficient for Abad to start a family, if he so chooses.

    This marks the first time that such a device has been successfully implanted. However, in March, a 21-year-old South African man received the world's first natural penial transplant.
    Pioneering surgery gives man world's first 'bionic' penis
    Damn, son! Where'd you find this?

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    That's more or less a 4 inch upgrade :bwahaha:

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    Hmm.. A penis with on/off button? Didn't they invent that decades ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BratPAQ View Post
    Hmm.. A penis with on/off button? Didn't they invent that decades ago?

    i think it's called a dildo ^_^

    Seriously though, can the man orgasm with his "pump-up" penis?

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    bat pa kasi may "manual" on/off button yan di na lang ginawang "automatic"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimbon View Post
    bat pa kasi may "manual" on/off button yan di na lang ginawang "automatic"
    Bro,,mas mahal kasi maintenance ng at kontra mt,imagine Kung laging nakalublob yun sa basa

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimbon View Post
    bat pa kasi may "manual" on/off button yan di na lang ginawang "automatic"
    Bro,,mas mahal kasi maintenance ng at kontra mt,imagine Kung laging nakalublob yun sa basa

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    ^^ onga pala. may tama ka dyan bro... at saka di nga pala pwedeng ikadyot ang AT kapag namatay si bionic JR sa kalagitnaan ng rurok ng langit...

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    Is any good?

    Sensation wise

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    Whaaat?? A Terminator penis? Would this be the solution to small penises? I mean, would the men with small penises be able to change it to a huge bionic penis? After I bought the best penis extender, I feel like soon I'm gonna have a cyborg penis. I will keep you informed guys, after 6 months I should get over 3 extra inches of length.

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