Will you vote for Nancy Binay?

[skyflakes]

PATAY! kaya lumalaki ulo ng tatay nyan eh...super sa confident sa 2016!

[CVT]

Kahit sa Payatas maraming mas maganda kay Nancy. I really can't stand looking at her.

Oooopppppsssss, medya-medya lang Sis.... swey... swey....

19.1K:insomnia:

[vinj]

PATAY! kaya lumalaki ulo ng tatay nyan eh...super sa confident sa 2016!

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

[d'flash]

kawawang pilipinas

MANILA, Philippines — The Philippines has been named as Time’s “Most STUPID Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator”.
“The overwhelming victory of a self-professed on-the-job trainee-cum-Senator in the recently held election in the Philippines cemented the country’s fate,” wrote Time’s news director Marilou C. Martin.
She added, “Falling for the diversionary tactics of an inexperienced candidate that saw her steer the issue away from her credibility to her skin complexion to make herself look like the underdog; gave us no choice but to bestow such title to a country, who was destined for greatness before the elections.”
“And yes, we intentionally all-capped the word stupid for added emphasis,” according to Martin.
Time gave special attention to the country’s 11,789,643 registered voters (as of press time) who voted for Nancy Binay, as contributing to the country’s “overall stupidity rating index”.
“These are probably the same 11,289,648 people who had no access to the internet to witness the criticism their bet received for her lack political background or experience.”
The magazine didn’t wait for Comelec’s final and official number of votes Binay received before coming out with the latest issue saying that, “The amount of gullibility and the unprecedented level of idiocy forced us to go to press immediately.”
The article also noted that the country’s saving grace, namely its recent credit rating upgrade, Manny Pacquiao, Jessica Sanchez or Jada Pinkett-Smith asking for a copy of Jericho Rosales’ film did not help one bit.
“Those are only minor achievements as compared to the repercussions the sheer amount of stupidity the recent actions of the Filipino people entails.”
“It’s these kind of situations that not even Lou Diamond Philips winning the Oscars or the Philippines winning the next Miss Universe can help with your country’s image,” said Martin.
All is not lost however, according to political analyst Mak Jendoza.

Ladies and gentlemen, your future Mayor, Vice Mayor, President, First Lady, Pope and Vice President.
“Andyan na yan eh, ano pa magagawa natin (She’s already there, what else can we do)?” said Jendoza. “Siguraduhin nalang natin na hindi na mauulit ito pagdating ng 2016 (We just have to make sure that we shall not repeat this same mistake come 2016).”
“Abe eh kung maging presidente ang tatay nyan at madagdagan pa ng isang kapatid sa Senado sa 2016, baka pati ang United Nations hirangin na din tayong mga inutil (If ever her dad became president and another one of her sibling became a senator in 2016, even the United Nations shall name us stupid),” warned Jendoza.
“I can’t say that I’m proud of this recent ‘achievement’ of our country,” said Johnny Manuel Ebola after learning about the magazine cover. “But at least I’m proud to say that I’m not one of those 11,789,643 nincompoops!”

source: Philippines Named ?Most Stupid Country to Elect a 20-Year OJT as a Senator? by Time Magazine | So, What's News?

[d'flash]

may kalalagyan ka talaga

[d'flash]

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[ClaNker]

:afro2:

:hysterical:

[chua_riwap]

si grace poe nagulat nag no. 1 siya.
sana konting pa-humble naman itong si ulikba......."di ko inaasahang mananalo ako!"

[lowslowbenz]

If all of you people here did not vote for Nancy Binay, and kahit sino na kilala ko dito sa Negros tanungin ko kung binoto sya, sabi hindi ....

Where the fcuk did she get those 11 million plus votes?

[vinj]

If all of you people here did not vote for Nancy Binay, and kahit sino na kilala ko dito sa Negros tanungin ko kung binoto sya, sabi hindi ....

Where the fcuk did she get those 11 million plus votes?

Interesting question. Makati? :P Is there a way to see the demographics of the votes?

[lowslowbenz]

Primo, seriously .... I went around asking my friends here if they voted for her. They asked me in return like

"WTF for? Are you crazy? Voting for her?"

[shadow]

Primo, seriously .... I went around asking my friends here if they voted for her. They asked me in return like

"WTF for? Are you crazy? Voting for her?"

well, I think your friends are not her target voters...

[_Cathy_]

Interesting question. Makati? :P Is there a way to see the demographics of the votes?

No way. I don't know a single person from Makati that would vote for Binay.

[d'flash]

Me no.

A lot of people here would say no, but it won't surprise me if she wins a slot in the Senate. There sure are a lot of uneducated voters.

Sir Mguy, nangyari na nga, 11m voters, deym

[vinj]

Primo, seriously .... I went around asking my friends here if they voted for her. They asked me in return like

"WTF for? Are you crazy? Voting for her?"

AFAIK, the strength of the Binay vote lies in his ties with the numerous LGUs he's built up ties with in his years as mayor of Makati. These spread well throughout the archipelago and all he has to say to them, "tignan mo ginawa ko sa Makati" since a lot of them don't realize it's the handiwork of the Ayalas and the numerous business and middle-income workers that made it that way. Add to that his alliance with the Erap vote and there you have it, a vote-rich machinery. Us middle class and the upper class (Shadow, et. al.) can complain and diss them for all we care and they won't give a rat's ass (coz they'll probably steal the rat's ass and keep it for themselves as well).

*C4U, your ties in Makati are the minority as you don't rely on your LGU for much support. Drive out to Guadalupe Viejo, Bagkal, Carmona, etc... and you'll see the real Binay people, the people who adore the cakes they receive, the abuloy, the tulong ni Kapitan mula sa "bulsa" ni Presidente Binay, etc...

[_Cathy_]

AFAIK, the strength of the Binay vote lies in his ties with the numerous LGUs he's built up ties with in his years as mayor of Makati. Add to that his alliance with the Erap vote and there you have it, a vote-rich machinery. Us middle class and the upper class (Shadow, et. al.) can complain and diss them for all we care and they won't give a rat's ass (coz they'll probably steal the rat's ass and keep it for themselves as well).

Makati has 500 + sister cities that it supports. That's how Binay got popular din in the provinces.

[lowslowbenz]

^

And the free movies too!

The Philippine Government = Freakshow

God help us!

[_Cathy_]

*C4U, your ties in Makati are the minority as you don't rely on your LGU for much support. Drive out to Guadalupe Viejo, Bagkal, Carmona, etc... and you'll see the real Binay people, the people who adore the cakes they receive, the abuloy, the tulong ni Kapitan mula sa "bulsa" ni Presidente Binay, etc...

I like the cake

[lowslowbenz]

^

that is expensive cake, from what I heard. Chef de riguer daw nag-bake ng mga yun.

[_Cathy_]

^Si Nancy Binay. hahaha Yeah very expensive cake that costs more than 1k.