If You Are Made President, What is the First Thing You'll Do

[Dieseler]

Me... I'd order the increase of the salaries of the PNP and the AFP... kung pwede doble pa, at may increased benefits such as free gs/hs/college for their children, an exclusive housing project, harzard pay, etc. etc. etc.

I hope by doing this, matatanggal ko ang majority ng mga nangungurakot... I believe that most of these guys, if given a choice, would rather do clean and honest work.

Sana matutuwa sila sa akin, and I'll ask them to go over to the MMDA and help Bayani Fernando hahaah! :wink:

[mbt]

make counterflowing, obstruction, illegal parking, reckless driving, improper use of fog lights/high beams, illegal lights, underspeeding, etc etc punishable by death penalty :evil:

seriously, i'd trim the government agencies... make government efficient. if you read the Youngblood column in the opinion pages of today's Inquirer, it's a real eye-opener on how government operates at the govt. employee level.

[Hero]

duuuh.....open an account under the name jose velarde jr.?

[boybi]

ang dali sanang gawin ng mga gusto nyong mangyari kung wala sanang makikialam sa "civil society" na mukha naman uncivilized. baka ilang araw ka palang nakaupo bilang president mag peoples power na sila para patalsikin ka dahil you're doing what you think is best for the country. kaso, they think otherwise dahil hindi nila nagustuhan. this is "people power mentality".

[mbt]

it's also close to mob rule already...

[dieselNUBI]

martial law!

pero hindi ako gagawa nang masama like killing those innocent people...

the reason? sobra na ang mga pinoys eh abusado na! its time to have an iron hand ruler! abuso na kaya walang silang takot na gumawa nang kung ano anong kalokohan! carnapping, kidnapping, rape, holdap, dami pa...

they should have fear in their mind and in their heart!

[Dieseler]

hi boybi,

Let's assume that you are not hindered by those sort of problems. Assuming that you are allowed to do only one thing without restrictions.

hi DieselNUBI,

Sometimes I think kelangan talaga ng 'iron hand' rule ang Pilipinas. Ang-titigas kasi ng ulo ng tao eh... I dunno why... di ba kaya 'cultural' ang problem (as in pinoy culture tolerates that sort of behavior)? What do you think? :?:

[mbt]

authoritarian rule is the best form of government for a poor, developing country like the philippines in theory. it can be the most efficient form of government if done right; it can work fast and unimpeded. democracy isn't a good choice for a poor country where the people are mostly under-educated. a democratic government is intrinsically slow and would tend to promote a sprawling bureaucracy (read: red tape), and with an poor, under-educated population in general, would not necessarily work to promote the best interests of the people as idealized by democracy.

yun nga lang, the specter of marcos has demonized authoritarianism so much that the filipinos are spooked into avoiding the government that may be ideal for us. i don't know ha... i grew up in the post-marcos years and speak from a different perspective than those who lived under martial rule.

i believe that 'tumigas ang ulo' ng mga pilipino particularly after 1986 -- when we had democracy post-marcos. sobrang na-lull ang mga pilipino to a false security under democracy, and let's face it, the majority of the people don't understand democracy and the liberties, and more importantly, the responsibilites that come with those liberties. couple that with the fact that we are a poor country, a setting where corruption is most likely to happen, hence an ineffective government, and in a way, it's hardly surprising that the philippines has regressed instead of progressed in many aspects

[zex]

kung ako siguro ang magiging presidente wala na akong gagawing additional laws kasi kung yong ten commandments di na sinusunod, i think those politicians dyan sa atin they make those laws only for publicity dahil sila rin yong sumusuway. pero bago siguro ako kumanditato kailangang mag apply mo na ako sa regal or viva para maging artista :lol:

[vinj]

Papa-change oil and service ko yung mga Safari ng PSG... sayang eh.

Actually, i really dont know where to start but i guess it'll have something to do with organizing the people who will be around you (i.e. cabinet) so you can get things going.

[kyle618]

...

1. remove democracy from the philippines cuz people here dont follow our rules.
2. Jeepneys and tricycles will be replaced by trains and buses
3. underspeeding is punishable by lethal injection <--- hell yeah
4. removal of taxes on high displacement engines < ---
5. if jeepneys or tricycles still attempt to do their routes... they will be arrested and killed immediately.
6. Development of highway like widening of roads. 4 lanes lahat minimum.
7. sidewalk clearing with no objections from stpd vendors. again if they dont comply. they will be shot.
8. Old beat up cars will be rammed and pushed over any cliff (the nearest cliff preferably)
9. Removal of made up cars exceptions: if its a supercar or its damn good looking car.
10. Highways like SLEX and NLEX and edsa will have a minimum speed of 150kph and a maximum of 450kph. <- no jet fighters please. There will be a ultra fast lane (250kph and up), fast lane (200kph to 249kph), and the normal lane (150kph to 199kph). If your car can't reach 150kph ... once again u will be rammed and pushed over the nearest cliff or rammed and towed to the nearest junk shop.
11. buses only stop at designated bus stops... we dont care if u sweat like a pig walking to a bus stop. walking is exercise. exercise is good.
12. Holdapers will be punishable by lethal injections. no objections... no reasons like my family is hungry etcetc.
13. Population control. if u cannot feed ur kids, then u stop making them. period. if not, you are arrested and put to jail for the rest of your life!

thats it for now...

[falken]

...

1. remove democracy from the philippines cuz people here dont follow our rules.
2. Jeepneys and tricycles will be replaced by trains and buses
3. underspeeding is punishable by lethal injection <--- hell yeah
4. removal of taxes on high displacement engines < ---
5. if jeepneys or tricycles still attempt to do their routes... they will be arrested and killed immediately.
6. Development of highway like widening of roads. 4 lanes lahat minimum.
7. sidewalk clearing with no objections from stpd vendors. again if they dont comply. they will be shot.
8. Old beat up cars will be rammed and pushed over any cliff (the nearest cliff preferably)
9. Removal of made up cars exceptions: if its a supercar or its damn good looking car.
10. Highways like SLEX and NLEX and edsa will have a minimum speed of 150kph and a maximum of 450kph. <- no jet fighters please. There will be a ultra fast lane (250kph and up), fast lane (200kph to 249kph), and the normal lane (150kph to 199kph). If your car can't reach 150kph ... once again u will be rammed and pushed over the nearest cliff or rammed and towed to the nearest junk shop.
11. buses only stop at designated bus stops... we dont care if u sweat like a pig walking to a bus stop. walking is exercise. exercise is good.
12. Holdapers will be punishable by lethal injections. no objections... no reasons like my family is hungry etcetc.
13. Population control. if u cannot feed ur kids, then u stop making them. period. if not, you are arrested and put to jail for the rest of your life!

thats it for now...

You will get my vote, kaya lang baka kaunti na lang matitirang tao sa bansa natin. hehehe

[pajerokid]

1) IMPLEMENT "OPERATION KAMAY NA BAKAL"

2) PROLLY APPOINT BF AS MY EXECUTIVE OFFICER

3) UPGRADE PSG VEHICLES TO ESCALADES

4) FORCE MITSU TO REPLACE ALL 4D56s WITH 4M41s hehehehehe
(i think this should be # 1 :D )

[Rediesel]

GUILTY unless proven otherwise -&gt; new rule for those people in the government service.

All offenses comitted by persons in authority will be UNBAILABLE. (whether its only an accusation, IF the one complaining in the end has no REAL evidence then SEND the complainant to the mouth of a smoldering pot of molten iron :evil: )

Publisize all executions (firing squad, CASTRATION :twisted: , Decapitation :twisted: )

It will not be an excuse if you are poor, for the poor to commit crimes and claim BECAUSE WE ARE ONLY POOR. Immediately TORTURE MUNA bago Pugot ng Kamay then silya elektrika follow it up with firing squad.

Damn I'm :evil:

After all of these baka mabait pa sa angel ang Pinoy

[Berlinetta]

Get rid of the senate and congress. These people only contribute to the country's growing budget deficit. Anyway, parang redundant lang naman ang trabaho ng pareho. Imbestiga sa senado, imbestiga sa kongreso. Puro si Juan dela Cruz ang nagbabayad ng mga ginagastos sa mga pormahan nila. Tapos kabi-kabilang sign makikita mo, project of senator this, conmgressman that. Pera naman natin yan na nilalagyan ng sticker ng pangalan nila. Kaysa ibayad ko sa mga mayayabang na mga yan ang suweldo nila, I'd rather pay it to the high-risk government jobs. Like the police, soldiers, teachers. Puro porma, pero tago nang tago sa immunity nila kapag nagigipit.

[chieffy]

FIRST, COMPREHENSIVE ECONOMIC REFORM...........KUNG KARAMIHAN SIGURO SA PILIPINO AY MAY MAAYOS NA HANAPBUHAY, KUMAKAIN NG TATLONG BESES SA ISANG ARAW, MAY HANAPBUHAY AT MAY SAPAT NA KINIKITA BUHAT SA KANI-KANILANG EMPLOYER(MAY SAPAT DING SUPORTANG NAKUKUHA MULA SA GOBYERNO) UPANG ANG MGA PANGUNAHIN NILANG(MGA MAHIHIRAP NA PILIPINO) MGA PANGANGAILANGAN AY MATUGUNAN, MABABAWASAN SIGURO ANG KARAMIHAN SA MGA SAKIT NATIN SA LIPUNAN........ ang daling sabihin...libre naman ang mangarap di ba??? :|

[RedHorse]

First order of the day, revive the firing squad execution in Luneta.

And

Appoint Afrasay as the official barker -- FUEGOOOO!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


(other isuzu fuego owners may alternate) :D

[dieselNUBI]

may kulang ata...

WAG APIHIN ANG MGA DIESELERS!

yes to SMOKE BELCHING!!!!















teka... parang mali ata un ah :lol: :lol:

[pajerokid]

dieselNUBI::: nyehehehe! Agreed! Except siguro yung talagang garapal na ang usok :D

[Erick]

Mahirap na responsbilidad yan ah......

pero kung ako ang tatanungin....

Priority No. 1 Peace and order:
I will ensure that all the streets in the Philippines is safe for all the people (Filipinos and foreigners). Flush out the hoodlums in uniforms. Revamp the PNP, sack all the high ranking officials, and promote new and deserving soldiers to infuse new blood in the system. That way, maalis ang connection ng mga datihan ng officials sa mga kumo-corrupt sa mga gobyerno. Ipatupad lahat ng batas, masagasaan na lahat ng masasagasaan. I believe na if there is peace and order, what follows is economic stability and foreign investments.

Saka na priority no. 2 kasi sa term kong 4 yrs. eh di ko agad magagawa laht ng yun. Isang priority lang and that is peace and order...... all else will follow.

Just my two cents. :lol: