David: So now lets talk about your interest in the NBA, you go to a lot of games, you were, you were friends with Charles Barkley.
Madonna: I wouldn't go that far.
David: You weren't friends with Charles Barkley?
Madonna: I don't think he understands the meaning of friendship.
David: Oh, really he seems like he might be a hothead, that guy.
Madonna: Hmmm, hmmm.
David: Did you know him at all.
Madonna: Hmmm, hmm.
David: Yeah.
Madonna: Yeah.
David: Did it hurt when you had that thing put in your nose? [referring to her nose ring]
Madonna: I thought you were going to ask me if it hurt something else, but, I thought you were going to continue the Charles Barkely line of questioning.
David: Ohhhh, man, this is..
Madonna: (fcuk)
David: What a revelation.
Madonna: And the question, and the answer is, um...
David: What a lovely young woman.
Madonna: Hmm, yes.
David: But, you have like, a nose ring there.
Madonna: It hurt, the answer is yes, both questions.
David: What happens when you take that out, will you ever take that out?
Madonna: What happens whey you take it out?
David: Yeah.
Madonna: Both questions?
David: Oh, come on, come on, what a, what a, what am I speakin' Chinese here, now stop it.
Madonna: Listen, all you do is talk about my *** life on your show, so now you don't want to talk about my *** life when I'm on your show.