Useless Car Modifications

[dr. d]

As featured in autodeal.com, here they are:

1. Dark-tinted lights
2. Flashing brake lights
3. Fake vents and scoops
4. "Tuning chips"
5. "Turbo" whistle

Guilty or not guilty?

How do you plead?

not guilty, your honor.
i'm a fan of stock.