hindi eh

He may have a standing appointment for a weekly manicure?
-pwede na ba ang grasa, undercoat material at gasolina ang pang manicure ko? ngayon naman panay alikabok ng loob ng cpu ang mga kamay ko

his hair cared for by a stylist rather than a barber?
-ha ha nalilimutan ko na nga magpagupit kapag masyadong toxic sched ko pero sa barbero ako nagpapagupit

He loves to shop he may wear jewelry
-la akong perang panglustay...wedding ring at relo lang suot ko

and his bathroom counter is most likely filled with male-targeted grooming products
-pang ahit, toothbrush, toothpaste at dental floss lang ginagamit ko sa bathroom counter

He may work on his physique at a fitness club (not a gym)
-pwede na ba sa kitchen at spoon and fork ang binubuhat ko he he

his appearance probably gets him lots of attention -- and he's delighted by every stare
-he he mukha ba akong artistahin?