i don't think so, coz the only time i notice a woman giving her attention at me is when i'm naked!

i have in the bathroom besides the usual toothbrush, shampoo, razor and shaving cream also an antiperspirant, biore facial wash, and face mask (for DIY facial by my wife!) i also get a manicure (just cleaning, no cutex) when i have my haircut once a month after my wife tells me i already look like a hippie when my hair is only 3 inches long.

does that make me a, what's that again? metro***ual?