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    #11
    akin with a doctor din....

    8 yrs ago i was admitted to the hospital kse masama tiyan ko. so they did their routine checks....pinipindot-pindot nila tiyan ko and whathaveyou. anyway, the doctor came and put on HIS (remember lalaki ito) gloves and did some preparations (cant remember, lantang-lanta na ako nun e). chika-chika pa si doc, tapos pinahiga nya ako on my side so i was facing away from him.

    tapos laking gulat ko na pinasok nya yung 2 daliri nya sa b*tt ko!! :shock: halos lumuwa mata ko dun. he started probing the left side and asked me if it hurt!! (2 fingers up your *ss and he asks it it hurts :evil sabi ko hindi (kse hindi naman nakakamatay....then he probed the right side....OUCH!!! :!: :!: :!:

    ...it turned out that i had appendicitis...operation in 12 hours... :cry:

    bawal daw kumain until that time....tapos lintik na parents yan, nagdala ba nman ng palabok!!! :|

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    #12
    Quote Originally Posted by logbook
    tapos laking gulat ko na pinasok nya yung 2 daliri nya sa b*tt ko!! :shock: halos lumuwa mata ko dun. he started probing the left side and asked me if it hurt!! (2 fingers up your *ss and he asks it it hurts :evil sabi ko hindi (kse hindi naman nakakamatay....then he probed the right side....OUCH!!! :!: :!: :!:
    :lol: :o :lol: hahaha.... unforgettable nga yan...

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    #13
    hanggang ngayon nga di ko malimutan yan kuwento mo logbook he..he :mrgreen:

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    #14
    the proctologist is your worst enemy . . . :mrgreen:


    pero diba, masarap daw yun. kung napanood nyo ang "road trip," it induces orgasm daw.

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    #15
    logbook,

    Ingat ka saken. Praktisadong-praktisado ako sa DRE (digital rectal examination). :mrgreen:

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    #16
    sir kimpoy,

    hope i didnt give you nightmares! hehehe :mrgreen:

    papatots,

    buti sana kung chik yung doktor, pero hindi e! matutuwa pa sana ako kung hot babe yun at wala ako sakit :twisted:

    ...oh, no! doctor nga pala si boss otep! hehehe....

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    #17
    logbook,

    Don't worry, I'm still studying. Matagal-tagal pa bago kita 'mahawakan'. Hehehe.

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    #18
    logbook,

    pambihira ang kwento mo, napaka graphic... ang tahimik namin dito sa office di ko napigilang tumawa... :lol:

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    #19
    sa akin, short lang.. uhm....

    i was in cebu tpos we went to my other lola's house.. ung house nya nasa probinsya part, not cebu city.. as in barrio and all, walang malls, walang computer, and my only source of entertainment was a tv (buti na lang may cable), my discman, and my cellphone (would you believe may tower ng globe malapit sa amin in that place)

    anyway, sobrang bored namin tpos my cousin asked me if i wanted to go to this fresh spring sa bundok. it was the cold spring, ung source ng river ata. so going there would require us to cross a shallow river.. cyempre going there, ung lupa sa tabi ng river, parang bangin... eh may phobia ako kapag naka-slant ung car maski konti. i was shouting ang cursing everybody, ewan ko na lang kung may nakaintindi sa akin, basta they were laughing at me kasi mukha daw akong tanga, wala nman daw mangyayari sa car na dala namin. so there, we crossed the river, went up a dirt road, tpos nagtaka ako nung nakita ko wala na ung dirt road, ung river na lang, this time it was quite deep. un pala, we had to use that river to go to this spring.

    when we got there, may parang bilog na shape, with the super duper dark blue water (ung parang sa malalim na part ng ocean). you can go there through that river lang kasi the other side of that spring is ung bundok na. parang cliff sa sobrang taas, tpos ang liit lang nung source ng water.

    walang tao, nde pala tourist spot un. all i saw was this kid diving off a rock na parang naka-glue dun sa mountain. from that height, i knew how deep the water was. and weird pa nga, e.. cyempre, mababaw nung una from the river.. tpos palaim ng palalim papunta dun sa parang bilog na part.. tpos kung nde ka pa nakakapunta doon, mahuhulog ka bigla.. parang cliff din ung floor which explains kung bakit biglang dark blue ung water..

    so ayun.. swimming swimming kami.. kain, etc. may dala akong chips ahoy nun na nilagay ko sa ibabaw ng malaking bato para i could grab some without getting out of the water.

    so yun.. kuha akong cookie... pagtingin ko sa mga pinsan ko, tawa sila, ang saya nila.. naiinggit ako.. so kuha ako ulit ng cookie, sinubo ko ng buo.. tpos swim ako papunta sa kanila habang kumakain which was across me sa kabilang side..

    i was swimming towards them while chewing my cookie. sa sobrang pag-concentrate ko sa pag-nguya, nakalimutan ko lumangoy. lumubog ako sa tubig na sobrang dark blue and lalim.. buti na lang nataas ko ung kamay ko tpos nahila ako ng pinsan ko.

    nde ako nakalangoy kasi nde ko napansin na lumulubog na ako sa sobrang concentrate para kainin ung cookie.

    ewan ko ba.. ang tanga ko lang nun.

    nde din pala short ito.. hehehe... sorry..

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    #20
    hehehe...dazed, nadali ka ng cookie a! :lol:

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