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Exclusive: 2019 UPCAT ESSAY QUESTIONS LEAKAGE EXPOSED!
Here are the leaked UPCAT essay questions. Good luck, examinees!


UPCAT Essay Question #1:
Kung dadapuan ng brain-eating bacteria sina Bato, Sotto at Bong Go, ilang oras bago mamatay sa gutom ang bacteria?

UPCAT Essay Question #2:
Tatlong hayop na ang nag-interrupt sa speech ni Duterte: ipis, langaw, at tuko. Batay sa physical appearance niya ngayon, anong hayop ang sunod na lalapit sa kanya?

UPCAT Essay Question #3:
Bakit mag-u-UPCAT ka pa kung puwede ka namang magkalat ng fake news at ma-appoint sa gobyerno na magpapasuweldo sa ‘yo ng P155,000 monthly? Idaan sa isang ***y dance ang sagot.

UPCAT Essay Question #4:
Kamakailan ay nabuking na tinangka ng mga kongresista ang pag-i-insert ng P1.5B pork barrel funds para sa kanilang mga sarili sa 2020 national budget. Alin ang mas tama: tawaging buwaya ang mga kongresista o tawaging kongresista ang mga buwaya?

UPCAT Essay Question #5:
Araw-araw ay may nababalitang kapalpakan o kabobohan ang gobyernong ito. What’s next? Hulaan. Pwedeng more than one.

UPCAT Essay Question #6:
Kung hawak ng mga Chinese sa bayag si Duterte, ano ang amoy ng kamay nila? Bigyan ng pangalan ang particular odor na ‘yon.

UPCAT Essay Question #7:
Nagbanta ang erstwhile accused plunderer na si Bong Revilla na idedemanda niya sinumang magsasabi na may dapat siyang ibalik na pera sa pamahalaan. Paano niya idedemanda ang buong Pilipinas? Magkano ang gagastusin niya sa bawat defendant. Ipakita ang calculation.

UPCAT Essay Question #8:
May balitang nanalo sa recount si Vice President Leni Robreo pero si Bongbong Marcos pa rin ang papaboran ng Korte Suprema. Magkano? Show proof.

UPCAT Essay Question #9:
Kung 2.2M ang halaga ng bawat jeep na ipapalit sa mga lumang jeep, ano ang mangyayari sa maliliit na drivers at operators: magpa-pass away of magpa-pass out? Demonstrate while wearing a sash.

UPCAT Essay Question #10:
Ayon kay Grace Poe, dapat maglagay ng business class coaches sa MRT at LRT para maengganyong sumakay ang mayayaman. Katabi ba ni Grace Poe sa upuan sa Senado si Bato? Paano nalipat ang virus? Magpakita ng medical certificate.

UPCAT Essay Question #11:
Kung may vaccine sa pagiging istupido, paano ito pagkakasyahin sa mga opisyal ng gobyerno?

UPCAT Essay Question #12:
Malapit na ang Christmas season. Bigayan na naman ng bonuses at cash gift. Alin ang mas mataas: ang inflation rate ngayong Disyembre o ang average IQ ng mga tao sa gobyerno ni Duterte?

UPCAT Essay Question #13:
Kung ikaw si Nicanor Faeldon, palalayain mo ba ang nanlalamig mong kasintahan o ipaglalaban mo ang inyong nasimulan?

UPCAT Essay Question #14:
Sino ang unang makahahanap ng trabaho: ikaw na mag-u-UPCAT pa lang ngayon or si Philip Salvador?


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[dr. d]

'hirap naman!
meron bang english version?

[_Cathy_]

Paano na kaya yung weekly Pentosan shots ni fat lab. Natatakot ako lumabas next week. Though they fetch her naman sa car, nakakatakot pa rin kasi pipirma pa rin ako for my payment

[dr. d]

Paano na kaya yung weekly Pentosan shots ni fat lab. Natatakot ako lumabas next week. Though they fetch her naman sa car, nakakatakot pa rin kasi pipirma pa rin ako for my payment

hanggang gate lang sila.
wear PPE.
alcohol afterward.

[_Cathy_]

hanggang gate lang sila.
wear PPE.
alcohol afterward.

I go to the clinic doctor. All hoomans are not allowed inside the clinic so only the assistants would fetch them from the car, then when done they will hatid din. Kasama na rin ang bill, no need to go down the car, kaya lang I will have interaction with the assistants pa rin, e they are the ones who interact din with all the hoomans/pet parents. Very minimal though since pirma lang ng card

Also, wala naman akong PPE. Problema ko pala I really need lab works/blood extraction for the seniors here kasi early 2020 pa last check nila. My Mom will NOT wear a PPE for that though, of course mag surgical mask siya and the med tech will do it sa garden area lang. Napaisip tuloy ako kung wag na lang ituloy...

Are u saying doc ganyan ng kalala na lahat ng tao kailangan mag PPE na even for a 5 minute interaction?

[dr. d]

Are u saying doc ganyan ng kalala na lahat ng tao kailangan mag PPE na even for a 5 minute interaction?

to make you feel protected.

if i were me, i'd do it using face mask + face shield + alcohol afterward.
i expect the other party will wear the same.
wear gloves if you wish.
have the money conveniently ready to be abut-ed.

BRING YOUR OWN WRITING INSTRUMENT.
alcohol it afterward.

[_Cathy_]

to make you feel protected.

if i were me, i'd do it using face mask + face shield + alcohol afterward.
i expect the other party will wear the same.

I thought you meant doc I will wear the PPE suit hahaha. My friends and I seriously considered buying PPE suits for when we go out (grocery and for me mercury) but I am okay na with my double face mask (surgical + cloth) and alcohol

re ballpen, oo nga sometimes I forget but I douse my hands in alcohol naman. For her next visit I might not need to sign anymore since below P5k naman shots niya. I rarely use cash na doc kasi hassle pa mag alcohol ng pera.

[dr. d]

i'm waiting for biovyzr.
it should be fun.

[_Cathy_]

Do I have a stick up my ass o normal na mawalan ng tiwala sa tao na and daming TYPO and error sa legal document I worked in finance and my motto is NO ROOM FOR ERROR because an error of 1 in the records translates to sanctions or loss of reputation for our organization. I won't lie that in my 12 yrs I made a few errors that thankfully my boss caught (I am only human) but my boss says that is still very minimal. Salamat sa German training at pati period and capitalization pati alignment at dates hindi pwede magkamali

Umiinit ulo ko dito sa lawyer ng relative ko parang Atty no case. Hindi ko alam kung nananadya o talagang hindi diligent. Cinorrect ko na nga minali pa ulit (marunong pa sa pangalan ko) btw sa bank we have such a thing as name clearance, magiba lang ng isang letter ang ID mo sa record mo - reject! You need to prove to us na it is one and the same person. How could a person in the legal profession commit typo errors?!? It's honestly the main reason why I rejected them in the first place.

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[dr. d]

Do I have a stick up my ass o normal na mawalan ng tiwala sa tao na and daming TYPO and error sa legal document I worked in finance and my motto is NO ROOM FOR ERROR because an error of 1 in the records translates to sanctions or loss of reputation for our organization. I won't lie that in my 12 yrs I made a few errors that thankfully my boss caught (I am only human) but my boss says that is still very minimal. Salamat sa German training at pati period and capitalization pati alignment at dates hindi pwede magkamali

Umiinit ulo ko dito sa lawyer ng relative ko parang Atty no case. Hindi ko alam kung nananadya o talagang hindi diligent. Cinorrect ko na nga minali pa ulit (marunong pa sa pangalan ko) btw sa bank we have such a thing as name clearance, magiba lang ng isang letter ang ID mo sa record mo - reject! You need to prove to us na it is one and the same person. How could a person in the legal profession commit typo errors?!? It's honestly the main reason why I rejected them in the first place.

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several "excuses" come to mind.

1. the typing job was executed by the lowest ranking mammal in the office.
2. "it's just a draft! the corrections will come in the final version.". i dislike these people. tamad.
3. low-income job, low quality (typing) work.
4. the person is multi-tasking, and can not cope with it. (i.e., the company has a lot of work to do; you happen to be less priority than the others)
5. they're really not interested in your business.

relatives occupy the extremes of work quality.
some are so obssessed with the work quality because you are family.
others are very relaxed, because you are family and will surely overlook whatever errors they make.

it is understandable to me, why the least typoes are found in the banking industry.
when bankers make errors, they lose money.
and unlike in the law profession, there are no courts of appeals in the banking industry.

[_Cathy_]

several "excuses" come to mind.

1. the typing job was executed by the lowest ranking mammal in the office.
2. "it's just a draft! the corrections will come in the final version.". i dislike these people. tamad.
3. low-income job, low quality (typing) work.
4. the person is multi-tasking, and can not cope with it. (i.e., the company has a lot of work to do; you happen to be less priority than the others)
5. they're really not interested in your business.

relatives occupy the extremes of work quality.
some are so obssessed with the work quality because you are family.
others are very relaxed, because you are family and will surely overlook whatever errors they make.

it is understandable to me, why the least typoes are found in the banking industry.
when bankers make errors, they lose money.
and unlike in the law profession, there are no courts of appeals in the banking industry.

1. doc, I am a low ranking mammal in the bank but all the more are we allowed not to make errors. Thank God I was never a teller but even a 1 peso short will create a problem during end of day balancing. Hahanapin yan at hindi pwede yung force balance na lang.

I am sorry but I think low of people who don't take pride in their work. Kahit sa anong industry whether banking, legal, medical, manufacturing etc, a person should at the minimum ensure na maayos output niya. Doc, sa legal profession bawal din sila magkamali as much as bankers. Our shares were computed incorrectly and that is money lost for each heir. WTF?!?! I know I am ALWAYS late but there's a reason why my bosses still love me, hindi ako barabara or "pwede na" magtrabajo because I hate people like that OMG!!!

2. I already rejected that lawyer precisely because of the shoddy drafts presented to me with so much typos and I made sure my relatives knew that. But they still insisted on their services because they are cheaper, so I guess you get what you pay for! That is why I have my own lawyer because I do not like their lawyer

3. doc, that should not be that way. maraming tao na kahit low income job. they still take pride in their work at maayos output.

4. Wala nga sila clients and the legal industry mahina ngayon (confirmed to me by 3 lawyers from different firms)

5. I also don't want their business that is why I have my own lawyer, but their fees are deducted against MY inheritance which I agreed to para lang matapos na

Just to clarify doc, hindi ko relative yung lawyer. He was hired by my relatives (but see no 5). That lawyer I dislike is taking over some properties but I have my own lawyer because I know that he does not have my best interest in mind

[dr. d]

Doc, sa legal profession bawal din sila magkamali as much as bankers. Our shares were computed incorrectly and that is money lost for each heir.

in truth,
bawal magkamali kahit saan. errors are always frowned upon.

if one feels short-changed in a legal proceeding, one may take advantage of the built-in appeals process, to right the perceived wrong.

sa medicina naman... if we make a mistake... we just bury our mistake. heh heh. ghoulish humor. apologies.

but sa banking industry, if you typed 4.5% instead of 4.4%, to the advantage of the guy, and the guy signs the contract and you sign the same contract...

[_Cathy_]

if one feels short-changed in a legal proceeding, one may take advantage of the built-in appeals process, to right the perceived wrong.

btw doc madaling sabihin pero mahirap gawin. Going through that is like bleeding time and money kaya natatawa ako sa mga tao na mahilig humirit na talk to my lawyer or I will sue you or I will see you in court because that's usually just lip service. Anyone who has experienced going through a legal issue will do his or her best na hindi umabot sa korte. Our family has gone through battles na umabot sa supreme court and that could take 30 yrs. Who wants that? Nagkamatayan na nga yung ibang parties e

Anyway, hindi na aabot dyan dahil nakita ko at nakita ng lawyer ko at for sure makikita ng BIR yan. Eto yung gusto kong tanungin, abogado ba yan? What really pisses me off is the shoddy work quality. Ang nakakatawa cinorrect ako dahil ang dami kong correction sa kanila pero mali pa correction nila sakin (masabi lang na may mali ako LOL) Sorry again, I will say the line bangkero to! Attention to detail is one of my strengths.

My lawyer friend said let them make a mistake, sila naman mapapahiya pag reject sa kanila ng BIR

[dr. d]

btw doc madaling sabihin pero mahirap gawin. Going through that is like bleeding time and money kaya natatawa ako sa mga tao na mahilig humirit na talk to my lawyer or I will sue you or I will see you in court because that's usually just lip service. Anyone who has experienced going through a legal issue will do his or her best na hindi umabot sa korte. Our family has gone through battles na umabot sa supreme court and that could take 30 yrs. Who wants that? Nagkamatayan na nga yung ibang parties e

Anyway, hindi na aabot dyan dahil nakita ko at nakita ng lawyer ko at for sure makikita ng BIR yan. Eto yung gusto kong tanungin, abogado ba yan? What really pisses me off is the shoddy work quality. Ang nakakatawa cinorrect ako dahil ang dami kong correction sa kanila pero mali pa correction nila sakin (masabi lang na may mali ako LOL) Sorry again, I will say the line bangkero to! Attention to detail is one of my strengths.

My lawyer friend said let them make a mistake, sila naman mapapahiya pag reject sa kanila ng BIR

actually,
if everyone were cooperative at walang suwapang,
you'd need only one lawyer. or one accountant.
may nagsabi nga, get the accountant. he's better and cheaper than the lawyer.

kasi,
when it comes to manah, the percent shares are already etched in stone. there is nothing to argue over.
the real work is in crunching the numbers. the accountant does this better than the lawyer.

[_Cathy_]

actually,
if everyone were cooperative at walang suwapang,
you'd need only one lawyer. or one accountant.
may nagsabi nga, get the accountant. he's better and cheaper than the lawyer.

kasi,
when it comes to manah, the percent shares are already etched in stone. there is nothing to argue over.
the real work is in crunching the numbers. the accountant does this better than the lawyer.

may suapang e. Sa payment pa lang ng lawyer even though EVERYONE benefits from it, may mga ayaw magbayad. I consulted 3 different lawyers on this and they all agreed that ALL heirs should share. Para na lang matapos na, pumayag na ko na sa inheritance ko ibawas ang fees. BUT I still got my own lawyer to protect me and check their documents because I know that the lawyer they hired will not be looking after my best interest. Sabi nga lawyer ko para kong na double whammy, ako nagbayad para maisahan. Oh well, sana na lang may good karma dahil pinagbigyan ko na sila

[dr. d]

may suapang e. Sa payment pa lang ng lawyer even though EVERYONE benefits from it, may mga ayaw magbayad. I consulted 3 different lawyers on this and they all agreed that ALL heirs should share. Para na lang matapos na, pumayag na ko na sa inheritance ko ibawas ang fees. BUT I still got my own lawyer to protect me and check their documents because I know that the lawyer they hired will not be looking after my best interest. Sabi nga lawyer ko para kong na double whammy, ako nagbayad para maisahan. Oh well, sana na lang may good karma dahil pinagbigyan ko na sila

... how many Labrador farms is that lawyer's fees that you are shouldering...?

sana'y ma-tuloy nah ang manah... i'd love to see Hacienda Catherina... Casa de Labrador!

[_Cathy_]

... how many Labrador farms is that lawyer's fees that you are shouldering...?

sana'y ma-tuloy nah ang manah... i'd love to see Hacienda Catherina... Casa de Labrador!

Bad trip nga doc I'm paying for 2 lawyers. It is heartbreaking nga doc, we are selling majority of our properties na, kung pwede nga lang i partition but I don't want to make things difficult pa.

I need money na nga doc, si fat lab mas malaki gastos now that she is older. I want to give her all the best that I can afford, she's my baby

[CVT]

Crossing the t's and dotting the i's....

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[H1Tman]

When will this end?

[BratPAQ]

Dami ko nakikita sa fb about change oil, di ko gets. [emoji23]

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