What gender would you choose (in your next life)?

[ghosthunter]

If you had the choice of of gender in your next life (assuming reincarnation is real) which gender would you choose (as compared against your gender now)?

Example, I am a guy now and I would like to be a guy again in my next life.

[1D4LV]

voted too:

Guy and wants to be a guy again.
Reasons:

a. i don't want to be hassled everyday by putting makeup and straightening my hair each morning;
b. i don't want to be affected with bad hair days.
c. i don't want to wear sanitary napkins every month.
d. and i don't want to wear panty shields in between the sanitary napkins.
e. i don't want to be affected by PMS
f. i can't nag.
g. i look good with pimples and pimple marks...
h. i don't have to whiten my skin.
i. i don't want to get pregnant. tama na sa akin ang one time sakit ng circumcision.
j. i hate carrying bags.
k. i hate shopping or walking inside a mall.
l. i can get drunk and act drunk when i want too. in fact, if i want to, i can puke on some sidewalk. hehehehe.
m. although i have not tried it, wearing bras can choke me.
n. it can still look good even if i don't shave my hairs down under. hehehehe.
o. i can't wear high heels.
p. even though i have a beer belly, it will still look normal.
q. i can't imagine myself breastfeeding.

seriously, saludo ako sa mga girls. mas madami ang sacrifices nila kesa sa guys, physically and emotionally. i've seen my wife under those sacrifices and i really admire her strength. lalo na when my son was delivered and i was allowed entry to the delivery room, i saw her belly split open (dahil caesarian), naiyak ako sa itsura nya.

[tidus1203]

Guy now, I still want to be a guy later on...

[_Cathy_]

I want to be a guy in my next life for the following reasons:

1. Young boys can play rough. My brother could get away with climbing trees, roasting frogs and staying in the sun the whole day while I was inside the house playing with dolls.

2. Guys just have straight talk. No girl talk. No Drama. Guys mean what they say.

3. Guys (at least those that I know) have healthier appetites than most women. I could eat what I want and not be called a slob.

4. Guys are stronger. I think being a carpenter or a mechanic is fun!


I also wanna know how it feels like to have a part of my body that is not totally controlled by my brain.

[_Cathy_]

n. it can still look good even if i don't shave my hairs down under.

From what my naughty girl friend told me: Not anymore.

[fayet]

voted too:

Guy and wants to be a guy again.
Reasons:

a. i don't want to be hassled everyday by putting makeup and straightening my hair each morning;
b. i don't want to be affected with bad hair days.
c. i don't want to wear sanitary napkins every month.
d. and i don't want to wear panty shields in between the sanitary napkins.
e. i don't want to be affected by PMS
f. i can't nag.
g. i look good with pimples and pimple marks...
h. i don't have to whiten my skin.
i. i don't want to get pregnant. tama na sa akin ang one time sakit ng circumcision.
j. i hate carrying bags.
k. i hate shopping or walking inside a mall.
l. i can get drunk and act drunk when i want too. in fact, if i want to, i can puke on some sidewalk. hehehehe.
m. although i have not tried it, wearing bras can choke me.
n. it can still look good even if i don't shave my hairs down under. hehehehe.
o. i can't wear high heels.
p. even though i have a beer belly, it will still look normal.
q. i can't imagine myself breastfeeding.

seriously, saludo ako sa mga girls. mas madami ang sacrifices nila kesa sa guys, physically and emotionally. i've seen my wife under those sacrifices and i really admire her strength. lalo na when my son was delivered and i was allowed entry to the delivery room, i saw her belly split open (dahil caesarian), naiyak ako sa itsura nya.

babae po ako pero gusto ko pong maging babae ulit..

a. hindi ako ngmi-make-up at straight na hair ko..
b. suklay at nakapony tail lang ang hair ok na..
c.kelangan..
d. hindi ako gumagamit nyan, nkaka UTI..
e. pasensya na po sa ka-engotan.. ano po ang PMS?
f. hindi ako bungagera..
g. salamat naman d ako ngkakapimples..
h. black are beautiful..
i. masarap ang pakiramdam.. proud to be mom!
j. depende..
k. kung minsan ok wag lang parati..
l. i dont drink..
m. wish ko lang may maganda akong "future" para may silbi sa akin ang bra..
n.
o. i cant wear high heals as well..
p. kelangan ko na ata magdiet at mag excercise..
q. masarap ang feeling kahit minsan masakit..

Pero mas gusto ko magkaroon ng prisipyo at tibay ng loob na gaya sa ilang matitinong lalake..

[Jun aka Pekto]

I'd want to be a guy again.

I belch
I fart
I eat like a caveman
I like to pee standing up
I don't want to worry about hair on my armpits, my legs, and my moustache
I also jog and play soccer. Having two bags jiggle in front of me......Must be tough for those coed soccer players.

But, I suppose I wouldn't mind being gawked at like a piece of meat if I had shapely long legs, busty frame, and nice apple in the rear. .....Nah. I rather do the gawking.

[v6dreamer]

I want to be both genders in my next life?
Both genders?????


Hindi naman kaya malilito ang tao sa iyo niyan?
Sa lalaki nalang ako dahil mas magaling gumawa ng pulutan kambing.

[dbuzz]

na alaala ko yung movie na bedazzled ni Brendan Fraser as Elliot Richards at hiningi nyang maging sikat at brusko, athletic etc.. then yung mga ibang katauhan pang hiningi nya na ang kalabasan eh pulos palpak. kakatawa yun.


anyways.. ito na basa ko dito http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/funnywoman_08-05.htm

40 Funny Reasons Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite *** without having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either *** or football.

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

[s_quilicot]

voted too:

Guy and wants to be a guy again.
Reasons:

a. i don't want to be hassled everyday by putting makeup and straightening my hair each morning;
b. i don't want to be affected with bad hair days.
c. i don't want to wear sanitary napkins every month.
d. and i don't want to wear panty shields in between the sanitary napkins.
e. i don't want to be affected by PMS
f. i can't nag.
g. i look good with pimples and pimple marks...
h. i don't have to whiten my skin.
i. i don't want to get pregnant. tama na sa akin ang one time sakit ng circumcision.
j. i hate carrying bags.
k. i hate shopping or walking inside a mall.
l. i can get drunk and act drunk when i want too. in fact, if i want to, i can puke on some sidewalk. hehehehe.
m. although i have not tried it, wearing bras can choke me.
n. it can still look good even if i don't shave my hairs down under. hehehehe.
o. i can't wear high heels.
p. even though i have a beer belly, it will still look normal.
q. i can't imagine myself breastfeeding.

seriously, saludo ako sa mga girls. mas madami ang sacrifices nila kesa sa guys, physically and emotionally. i've seen my wife under those sacrifices and i really admire her strength. lalo na when my son was delivered and i was allowed entry to the delivery room, i saw her belly split open (dahil caesarian), naiyak ako sa itsura nya.

tumpak .. +999999999999999999

guy parin ..