The Ten Conyo–mandments

[ghosthunter]

[SIZE="6"]The Ten Conyo–mandments[/SIZE]
(By Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu)

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”

“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap

“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so
ewww, di ba?
“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”
“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”

“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”

“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

“I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

“Like it’s so init naman!”
“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your
sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
”It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”
“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full
effect!

“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

[Memphis Raines]

:hysterical: May kilala ako na ganyan na ganyan talaga magsalita, babae kong classmate from high school pa.

Hanggang ngayon kahit may mga anak na sya ganyan parin mag 'express'.

'Kids you make ligpit to your kalat here ha..' and 'wow super lagkit naman our rice today!'

:hihihi:

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[uls]

Conyo: di marunong tumawid ng kalye

Conyo: di marunong mag commute

Conyo: di pa nakatikim ng street food

Conyo: How much ba gas ngayon? i don't know eh...

[fast lane]

or adding the word "na" with any english word

let's eat na
lets go home na, kasi im so basa na with rain, you know ulan




dude this thread is so galing, di ba?

[B2Bomber]

hahaha. laugh and a half. nice one GH!

[russpogi]

Hahaha!!!!! Laugh trip!

[eojlin]

or adding the word "na" with any english word

let's eat na
lets go home na, kasi im so basa na with rain, you know ulan




dude this thread is so galing, di ba?

Tsong, OMG! you're so right, Dude. You know?!

[city_hunter]

Guys, sobrang kakainis na kayow. Baka ma-offend friends koh noh. Di na sila vi-visit sa site. HMPH!

[mavsn]

guys! don't you know what CONYO means?
T-A-N-G-A in spanish...

[iluvcandz]

hahahaha I remember my college days, we talk like that talaga. but slight lang, pag kami kami lang naman, dyahe naman kasi pag may mga nakakarinig na ibang people eh. makikita mo na lang sila na iniirapan ka, hahahaha. so we decided to keep it to ourselves na lang. Mas lalo naman namin hindi ginagamit ngayon kasi nag wowork na kami. baka sabihin naman ng mga officemates, we're like so arte naman to talk like that. so pag nagkikita na lang kami, dun na lang namin nagagamit hahahah pero sa totoo lang, i miss those days na.