Guys,
Sight some unforgettable memories or experiences in your life......
Guys,
Sight some unforgettable memories or experiences in your life......
marami talaga yung akin. it would take a long time to write it all here. maglabas na lang kaya ako ng autobiography (pag sumikat na ako). :lol:
lahat ng naalala ko.. hindi ko nakakalimutan.. hehehe
madami dami na rin akong unforgettable experiences..
there's always a new experience everyday.. that we must not forget... :mrgreen:
i feel like listing 25 memories here..but i dnt know where to start...
pero siguro yung tame lang muna..
kasi wala pa kayong nishare dito eh :oops:
around 4 yrs ago we went up this waterfall..
and this guy na ang lakas magpacute..
yinaya nyako hanapin yung source ng water...
so we climbed and climbed ...up the waterfall...
over the boulders...
sidewinded the walls of stone...
akyat akyat ng vines...
and when you look down...
white foamy rapids...
angry angry water swirling
parang jacuzzi...
but then...
yung mojo's na gamit ko we're not mine...
kinda big so it was slippery......
anyway..i slipped...
and fell towards the rapids...
(remember..yung rapids nato will end sa waterfalls ah)
ang SCARY!!!!!!!
I flew...
feeling ko ako si coyote....
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would you believe may nakapitan akong branch ng puno???
CLASSIC DI BA?
Sobrang kenkoy parang sine ni chiquito! :lol:
well...i was hanging there...
mala indiana jones...
all the while...
si pacute guy sumisigaw parang bading...
he scrambles down to get me...
at kelangan pakong sunkitin para lumapit body ko sa boulder...
then he hugged my torso...so i could let go of the branch...
PHEW!!!
It would have been really perfect though...
if after saving me....
I wouldnt let him go...
and give him a really really nice big kiss!!!!!
eyes closed!
di ba?
para chiquito movie na talaga!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice one itchy, very classic nga.
like itchy, i got loads of memories i'd like to share, one of my favorites though was when i first met my all-time favorite basketball icon and love-of-my-life-i-wanna-have-his-baby bobby jaworski in person.
i was a kid then, only 13.
i was known to be an obsessed jawo fan. i had ginebra and anejo rum replica jerseys. i sported the #7, i played guard, heck, my court attitude was similar to his do or die and quite smegmatic traits. needless to say, i played basketball because jaworski played it and i trailed on pba only because he was in it.
anyhoo,
so he was invited to this party. the host was my barkada's mom, so everyone was so excited for me. twas kinda like a dream come true, the fan meeting the idol, the kid meeting a legend.
so naturally, he was flocked by fans, as he was seated and about 30 or more people were around him for autographs and photo ops, i was introduced to him by the host...
she goes...
"Jawo, here's your biggest fan"
then i said...
"hello sir"
then jawo goes...
"sit down... tapusin ko lang to (signing, that is)"
so i sat and waited and all the while what was running in my head was somewhat like the sprite commercial- ano ang gagawin mo?
a. papa-cute
b. magpapakasquatting at magmamakaawa ng atensyon
c. magpapa-cool
call it vanity, call it over confidence, call it whatever (hell, i may be autistic for all i care, hmph) what i opted to do turns out to be more disturbing every time i think of it as the years go by...
when i got his sole attention, i didn't start off with some small talk, nooooh, i didn't get a piece of paper and pleaded him to sign, noooooh,
i didn't smother him with kisses or ***ually harass him, nooooh (i wish i did though) instead...
i took my wallet, took out a wallet size pic of me when i was crowned as "binibining something" and wrote the following on the back:
dear mr. bobby jaworski,
please keep this pic to for you to always remember me.
then i handed it to him and as he was dumbfounded, speechless and flustered at that moment, he says...
ah.. ah.. ok... thanks.
just like that i up and left and everyone was like "what the????"
years later, (more than ten years huh) remembering what i did, i sometimes wish that the floor then should've just opened up and swallow me.
more unforgettable still is when i met jawo again recently and we had a long talk.
pucha, i wanted to but i couldn't muster up the courage to tell him about our first encounter.
dang!
i still want to bear his baby. sigh.
naks blu lufit ng wento ah!!!!!!
isip muna ako ng best na mashe-share
ito hindi naman classic, actually na experience na ng marami pero iba pa rin kapag ikaw mismo ang nandun
well oct 5 naka schedule na kami sa hospital... 1 week na overdue anak ko dapat sept 28 ang labas pero nandun pa rin sa loob, before that nung oct 4 napansin na ng misis ko na hindi na gumagalaw! ko rush ko sila sa hospital... nung tinignan sa ultrasound aba natutulog pala he..he antukin na bata.
so oct 5 pagpunta namin sa hospital grabe walang room na available sa ward lang kami natulog imagine mo na lang ako sa monobloc na upuan nakatulog si misis siyempre sa bed, after that kinabukasan pina enduce na si misis...... pero after 11 hours wala pa rin so kailangan ng i CS (tsk tsk patay wallet ko!) so ayun kuha ko camera ko, ako mismo nasa loob ng Delivery room grabe muntik na akong himatayin pero ok lang 5 minutes lang pala ayos na tapos na he..he ayun walang tigil na picture ang kinuha ko at alam niyo ba kung bakit hindi bumababa ang anak ko dahil siya ay 10.56 pounds he..he bigat ano.
ngayon hindi na siya antukin at sobrang likod na, belated happy b-day to my son KODY nasa album natin siya
sa ken corny eh.
naoperahan ako due to my collapse right lung (yung parang nangyari kay mark wahlberg sa 'three kings'). binutasan ako sa gilid para lumabas yung hangin. tapos, after the operation, pin-force saken ni doc na umubo para makatulong daw magexpand yung right lung... kaso pag-ubo ko, nagtuloy-tuloy hanggang sa di na ko makahinga non!!! :|
lintek talaga si doc oo...at muntikan na ko. i almost past out... the last thing na naalala ko ng malinaw eh lumabo na paningin ko at nagkagulo sila. hehehe... :roll: :roll: :roll:
haaaay... tigil na nga ako magyosi... sama sa health.... :lol:
akin with a doctor din....
8 yrs ago i was admitted to the hospital kse masama tiyan ko. so they did their routine checks....pinipindot-pindot nila tiyan ko and whathaveyou. anyway, the doctor came and put on HIS (remember lalaki ito) gloves and did some preparations (cant remember, lantang-lanta na ako nun e). chika-chika pa si doc, tapos pinahiga nya ako on my side so i was facing away from him.
tapos laking gulat ko na pinasok nya yung 2 daliri nya sa b*tt ko!! :shock: halos lumuwa mata ko dun. he started probing the left side and asked me if it hurt!! (2 fingers up your *ss and he asks it it hurts :evilsabi ko hindi (kse hindi naman nakakamatay....then he probed the right side....OUCH!!! :!: :!: :!:
...it turned out that i had appendicitis...operation in 12 hours... :cry:
bawal daw kumain until that time....tapos lintik na parents yan, nagdala ba nman ng palabok!!! :|
:lol: :o :lol: hahaha.... unforgettable nga yan...Originally Posted by logbook
hanggang ngayon nga di ko malimutan yan kuwento mo logbook he..he :mrgreen:
the proctologist is your worst enemy . . . :mrgreen:
pero diba, masarap daw yun. kung napanood nyo ang "road trip," it induces orgasm daw.
logbook,
Ingat ka saken. Praktisadong-praktisado ako sa DRE (digital rectal examination). :mrgreen:
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sir kimpoy,
hope i didnt give you nightmares! hehehe :mrgreen:
papatots,
buti sana kung chik yung doktor, pero hindi e! matutuwa pa sana ako kung hot babe yun at wala ako sakit :twisted:
...oh, no! doctor nga pala si boss otep! hehehe....
logbook,
Don't worry, I'm still studying.Matagal-tagal pa bago kita 'mahawakan'. Hehehe.
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logbook,
pambihira ang kwento mo, napaka graphic... ang tahimik namin dito sa office di ko napigilang tumawa... :lol:
sa akin, short lang.. uhm....
i was in cebu tpos we went to my other lola's house.. ung house nya nasa probinsya part, not cebu city.. as in barrio and all, walang malls, walang computer, and my only source of entertainment was a tv (buti na lang may cable), my discman, and my cellphone (would you believe may tower ng globe malapit sa amin in that place)
anyway, sobrang bored namin tpos my cousin asked me if i wanted to go to this fresh spring sa bundok. it was the cold spring, ung source ng river ata. so going there would require us to cross a shallow river.. cyempre going there, ung lupa sa tabi ng river, parang bangin... eh may phobia ako kapag naka-slant ung car maski konti. i was shouting ang cursing everybody, ewan ko na lang kung may nakaintindi sa akin, basta they were laughing at me kasi mukha daw akong tanga, wala nman daw mangyayari sa car na dala namin. so there, we crossed the river, went up a dirt road, tpos nagtaka ako nung nakita ko wala na ung dirt road, ung river na lang, this time it was quite deep. un pala, we had to use that river to go to this spring.
when we got there, may parang bilog na shape, with the super duper dark blue water (ung parang sa malalim na part ng ocean). you can go there through that river lang kasi the other side of that spring is ung bundok na. parang cliff sa sobrang taas, tpos ang liit lang nung source ng water.
walang tao, nde pala tourist spot un. all i saw was this kid diving off a rock na parang naka-glue dun sa mountain. from that height, i knew how deep the water was. and weird pa nga, e.. cyempre, mababaw nung una from the river.. tpos palaim ng palalim papunta dun sa parang bilog na part.. tpos kung nde ka pa nakakapunta doon, mahuhulog ka bigla.. parang cliff din ung floor which explains kung bakit biglang dark blue ung water..
so ayun.. swimming swimming kami.. kain, etc. may dala akong chips ahoy nun na nilagay ko sa ibabaw ng malaking bato para i could grab some without getting out of the water.
so yun.. kuha akong cookie... pagtingin ko sa mga pinsan ko, tawa sila, ang saya nila.. naiinggit ako.. so kuha ako ulit ng cookie, sinubo ko ng buo.. tpos swim ako papunta sa kanila habang kumakain which was across me sa kabilang side..
i was swimming towards them while chewing my cookie. sa sobrang pag-concentrate ko sa pag-nguya, nakalimutan ko lumangoy. lumubog ako sa tubig na sobrang dark blue and lalim.. buti na lang nataas ko ung kamay ko tpos nahila ako ng pinsan ko.
nde ako nakalangoy kasi nde ko napansin na lumulubog na ako sa sobrang concentrate para kainin ung cookie.
ewan ko ba.. ang tanga ko lang nun.
nde din pala short ito.. hehehe... sorry..