Subject: MEN

[gretzy]

Think about these:



Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the **** out of you.



Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they
are.



Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.



Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.



Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
why.



Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right

for your hips.



Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep
you

up all night long.



Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.



Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.



Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.



Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.





Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.



Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long it will last.



Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.



Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the
rest

are handicapped.

Violent reactions plzzz.....

[gretzy]

I'm not a man hater, im not saying that i think everything written above is right.. tho' sumtyms it is!hehehe :mrgreen:

[JMAN]

and all i can say is women tend to whine a lot and they're good at complaining even to the smallest details...hehe :P

[1D4LV]

and all i can say is women tend to whine a lot and they're good at complaining even to the smallest details...hehe :P

harharharharahar!

[TJMaxx]

Haaayyy Women...
Can't live with them.
Can't Live without them...

[gretzy]

TJMaxx, women know that!hehehe

[happiman]

do you know why most girls are good complainant even to the smallest details :?:

wømen åre møre cømplåinånt & tålkåtive thån men becåuse....... wømen håve twø møuths. :mrgreen:

øn the cøntråry, men åre møre tålented thån wømen becåuse........... men håve twø heåds. :lol:


Peace to all wonderful women of chickot.com :lol: without woman, i'm worthless. :wink:




:D:D:D

[gretzy]

READ THIS: Women's Favorite Email of the Year.

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balance the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Don't you just love it? Ü
:mrgreen:

[Jimbob]

they don't do all of those things everyday, i mean, being a housewife is a fulltime job, and defintely not an easy job. but this is exaggerated. no flames pls. peace.

[NightRock]

Wow ano battle of the ***es heheheh