Having one child makes you a parent;
having two & you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is husband!
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
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A child's greatest period of growth is the month
after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without,
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love ... but you pay heavily for it.
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True friends stab you in the front
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job
to others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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Early to bed,
early to rise,
your girl goes out
with other guys.
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
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They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak.