I was about to say...... It's the same thing here every Sunday. Many women here use Sunday Mass as an excuse to be fashionable. Same extra short skirt. Same low-cut blouse. It's especially bad when they sit right in front of me. During the most solemn moment with the bells and we're all kneeling, I'd often end up grinning with my wife pinching me painfully and reminding me that I should be staring down.
I often ended up praying, "Dear God.... I'm trying to be a good person here. But, You're making it aaaawfully hard."
