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    August 4th, 2010 11:35 PM #81
    Quote Originally Posted by gertrude View Post
    this question has been bugging me for a life time...

    [SIZE=3]-san galing ang manok? sa itlog ba?[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]-san galing ang itlog? sa manok ba?[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=4]EH ANO BA TALAGA ANG NAUNA? ANG ITLOG O ANG MANOK?[/SIZE]
    Eggman came first
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    August 4th, 2010 11:47 PM #82
    If a meeting of the blind is called a hearing, and a meeting of the deaf is called an eyeball, what do you call a meeting of the mute?
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    August 5th, 2010 12:01 AM #83
    If the Nazis won World War II what would have been our future?
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    August 5th, 2010 12:03 AM #84
    is it correct to call it 'escalator' if you're going down?
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    August 5th, 2010 12:20 AM #85
    Quote Originally Posted by Quint View Post
    If a meeting of the blind is called a hearing, and a meeting of the deaf is called an eyeball, what do you call a meeting of the mute?
    Chikahan to the max?
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    August 5th, 2010 12:22 AM #86
    Quote Originally Posted by coiter View Post
    is it correct to call it 'escalator' if you're going down?
    Same question for an elevator going down.
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    August 5th, 2010 12:53 AM #87
    Why do we have taxes for our income and taxes for our spending (VAT)?

    Why call your house and car assets when you do not earn from these and even spend too much for these?

    Is there such a thing as unreal estate? Why call it real estate?

    Why call cars automobiles when you do too much manual activity to make it run? Is manual mobiles invalid?

    No answers needed.
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    August 5th, 2010 01:00 AM #88
    pwede ba tumayong testigo ang barbero sa korte?
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    August 5th, 2010 01:00 AM #89
    Bakit daw ang gwapo ko?
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    August 5th, 2010 01:02 AM #90
    Sino nagasabi, yung barbero?
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    August 5th, 2010 09:39 AM #91
    Quote Originally Posted by oliver1013 View Post
    pwede ba tumayong testigo ang barbero sa korte?
    nakupo, walang katapusang kwento yan
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    August 6th, 2010 04:58 PM #92
    Is it REASONABLE ... ?

    http://tsikot.yehey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72923&
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    August 6th, 2010 05:35 PM #93
    Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
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    August 6th, 2010 05:53 PM #94
    Why did Meryl Streep? because Michael J. Fox
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    August 6th, 2010 05:59 PM #95
    Quote Originally Posted by xoom View Post
    Why did Meryl Streep? because Michael J. Fox
    But did Scully really Fox Mulder?

    Ang pagbalik ng comeback...
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    August 6th, 2010 06:24 PM #96
    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter View Post
    Is it REASONABLE ... ?

    http://tsikot.yehey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72923&

    Yes Sir. No Sir.

    It is reasonable not reasonable
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    August 6th, 2010 06:59 PM #97
    Quote Originally Posted by gertrude View Post
    why is it called hamburger, when theres no ham? unlike cheeseburger where there's cheese?
    Because hamburgers are named after a place, not a cold cut.

    HAMBURGer.

    Their cousins are FRANKFURTers.
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    August 6th, 2010 08:43 PM #98
    Is Marvin Gaye?
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    August 6th, 2010 10:05 PM #99
    Is Jonathan Gay, gay ? :hysterical:
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    August 7th, 2010 12:24 AM #100
    Kapag ikaw ay nagtatrabaho sa VillMan Computers, ang tawag ba sa iyo ay "VillManian"?

    If swimming is good for your figure, why do whales look the way they do? :D
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