Ahaha, naalala ko yung lasing na Pinoy na kasama namin sa London airport... Syempre 1st & business class passengers muna, e nasa economy sya....

Brit: I'm sorry sir, 1st & business class only...
Manong: "Why is you delaying me? Yu nu may wife is waiting por me at home?"

Ganyan talaga pagkasabi... syempre pinaupo sya uli. But don't despair, if you think this is a bad reflection on us, eto nakita ko sumakay sa 1st class:

1 XXXL Arabo mukhang sheikh (dami bling) followed by 5 women, presumably harem nya. Why harem? Kasi, suot nila yung Muslim ladies' clothing (yung mukhang ninja) na mukhang gawa sa expensive silk, dami rin sila bling, and.... all 5 ladies had a padlock and chains over their veil where their mouth would be. Para consuelo e gold naman and padlock and chains...

Yaman nga pero.... hmmm....