"Psst, boy! Pahinge ng alak!"

**nicolodeon** · May 29th, 2006 02:08 PM

Greetings from Cambodia. I just wanted to share an amusing experience I had flying in (true story):

Nung papunta ako dito, may nakasabay ako na Pinoy. I was seated sa 35C, sya nasa 35 A. He immediately struck up a conversation dun sa katabi naming Pinay na papunta sa Dubai.

"Miss, saan ka papunta"

"Sa Dubai po. Kayo?"

"Sa Bangkok. Jetsetter ako, baka hindi mo naitatanong."

"Ah madalas, po kayong mag-abroad"

"Ah hindi naman, first time ko pa lang". ahahahaha!

Nung nagbibigay na ng welcome drinks:

"Miss, kumuha tayo ng welcome drinks."

"Thank you po pero hindi po ako umiinom."

"Kailagan uminom ka, kase nagagalit yung mga airline kapag tumangi ka sa alok nila." Ngek!

Medyo malakas uminom si Manong kaya hingi sya ulit.

"Psst, psst! Boy, boy! Pahinge pa ng alak" (he was calling the attendant, who had immediately noticed him)"

Attendant: "Sir, could you speak in English please?"

Reply ni Manong: "Sorry, I thought marunong ka ng Tagalog".

Attendant: "How can I help you?"

Sagot ni Mamong: "Ang sabi ko, pahingi ng alak - bitin ako eh. Pinoy ka di ba?" ahahaha!

Nung nagse-serve na ng lunch, dalawa ang choices: rice with beef in oyster sauce or rice with chicken curry. No discrimination intended pero the attendant was pronouncing his R's like the letter L. Tinanong nung attendant si Manong:

Attendant: "Suh, would you like lice with beef oh lice with chuken curieh?"

Manong: "What that?"

Attendant: "We have lice with beef oh lice with chuken foh lunch. Wat you like suh?"

Manong (asking the girl between us): "Ano daw yun? Inaalok tayo ng lice?"

Girl: "Hindi po, rice po yun- hindi lang nya mapronounce"

Manong (to attendant): "Okay, I like rice with beef. Next time, pronounce rice correct. 'Lam mo ba yung lice eh kuto sa Pinas?" ahahahah!

When the attendants were serving drinks for lunch, gusto nya ulit ng wine so tinawag nya ulit yung attendant:

[I]"Psst, boy! Pahingi nga ng white wine. Bitin naman kayong mag-bigay!"

Attendant: "Suh, please speak English. Thank you."

Manong: "Ay sori, hindi ka pala marunong umintindi ng Tagalog. Di ba Pinoy ka?"[/I] ahahaha!

Eh di tapos na ang tsibug. Maraming nakain si Manong (marami rin nainom) so nag-CR sya. Ang tagal nya actually. Nung pag-balik nya sa seat, tinanong sya nung girl na katabi namin:

Girl: "Okay na po ba kayo? Ang tagal nyo po eh."

Manong: "Okay na, marami kasing nakain. Wala palang tabo ang banyo dito?" ahahahahah!

Nung pababa na kami, binibigyan yung lahat ng lady passengers ng orchid corsage. Hingi si Manong. Hindi sya binigyan nung una kasi nga, pang ladies lang yun. Eh ang kulet so binigyan na sya. Ang parting statement nya sa 'min nung girl.

"Ayaw ko nang sumakay dito, hindi sila nagbibigay ng equal human rights." ahahahah!

Many of you might find this story fictional pero I tell you: this really happened. I was really in stiches laughing quietly everytime he opened his mouth.

**Chip** · May 29th, 2006 02:19 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

natatawa akong naiinis haha

**Autobeat** · May 29th, 2006 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by nicolodeon

Manong (to attendant): "Okay, I like rice with beef. Next time, pronounce rice correct. 'Lam mo ba yung lice eh kuto sa Pinas?"

Hehe. Kulit ni manong.

Lasing na siguro.

**ts1n1ta** · May 29th, 2006 02:32 PM

si manong talaga. o.... tsk tsk.
:lol:

**mazdamazda** · May 29th, 2006 02:42 PM

hehehe! jetsetter pala... :lol:

**ILuvDetailing** · May 29th, 2006 02:48 PM

:bwahaha: pwedeng pwede to sa Eraption.

**wildcatz** · May 29th, 2006 02:49 PM

hehe, bka nman may pagkakenkoy lang talaga si manong, & he's just putting the girl at ease with his sense of humor. o kaya baka first time pa lang makasakay ng plane, dinadaan na lang sa pagpapatawa yung nerbyos nya