Please translate this letter to me...

**boybi** · September 24th, 2004 09:15 PM

[received this from email]

TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER,
CONGRATULATIONS!!..

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has been preserved in its original,
unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct
translation in Tagalog. Pls read with feelings...

********************
October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why?
What reason you can think about but you're very fat
body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his
toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really
can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore
because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're
habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and
always calling to their house what he go home or this
or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school
or in his family and then asking you to exercise
you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it.
Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about.
What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose
Marie Chan? Even you are beautiful face (to your
think) you do not have the right to called me
whatsoever or else different name one time or the
other for the real purposed to insults my personality
because I'm never call you names iether in the front
of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start
already to calling me different name, I don't have any
other choice but to call you other different name to.
Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY
SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
because I am the more ***ier than you when you look to
us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like
Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The ***iest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the
final is me. There you go.

**Ungas** · September 24th, 2004 09:21 PM

Hmmm... di ba si Melanie Marquez nagsulat nyan?

**boybi** · September 24th, 2004 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Ungas
Hmmm... di ba si Melanie Marquez nagsulat nyan?

hmmm, ikaw yata si Dennis no? :bwahaha:

**Ungas** · September 24th, 2004 09:35 PM

Shhh... binubuking mo naman pen name ko.

**boybi** · September 24th, 2004 09:41 PM

sino ba si Marjie and sino naman yung ***iest girl of D.M.? ano pala yung D.M.?

**111prez** · September 24th, 2004 10:06 PM

naku, lagot ang call center business sa pilipinas

hahahahaha

**ssaloon** · September 25th, 2004 10:06 AM

D.M. - desperate moves :bwahaha:

**altec** · September 25th, 2004 03:02 PM

sinong english teacher niya? Mabigyan nga ng award.

**109** · September 25th, 2004 11:36 PM

mahirap daw magdidikit sa mga bopols sa grammar,
contagiuz daw yan, isn't it was? :bwahaha:

**empy** · September 25th, 2004 11:59 PM

Originally posted by boybi
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
because I am the more ***ier than you when you look to
us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like
Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

:bwahaha:

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the
final is me. There you go.

:bwahaha: :bwahaha: