Paano ba talaga ang tamang paggamit ng toilet?

[MR_BIG18]

Have you guys used Floor Mounted Toilet bowls? It feels barbaric for people used to conventional toilet bowls. But i admit its “easier” to do business whenever i use those floor mount ones.




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Yes..more than 100x already...our old ancestral house used to have one..and when we went abroad, like in hk,china,korea and taiwan..im used to squating

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[donski]

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Toilet rules:
1. If you drop it … put it down.
2. If it runs out … replace it.
3. If you miss … clean it up.
4. If you’re finished … flush it.
5. If it smells … spray it.
Guys stand closer, it may be shorter than you think!

Please ensure that this toilet area is left clean and tidy for the next user.

Please be sweet and take the seat.

Toilet rules and funny quotes

Big dreams start in small places.

Live, laugh, poop.

Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It’s shorter than you think. Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

If you drop it pick it up, if it runs out replace it, if you spill it wipe it, if you’re finished flush it, if it smells spray it.

Flush me well and keep me clean. I’ll never tell what I have seen …

No job is finished until the paperwork is done.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweat and wipe the seat!

Some come to sit and think others just to sit and stink.

My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.

This is where the magic happens.

Smile. You’re losing weight.

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

Life is a lot like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll … or you’re taking **** from some asshole.

I don’t care if you like windows, run into walls, or occasionally pee on yourself, you hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin special.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time.

Men to the left because women are always right. (or the other way round ;-)?)

Hey ***y! Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. Love always your toilet.

Toilet seat: „Put me down“

How can a man who can hit a deer at 250 yards keep missing the toilet?

Here I sit broken hearted tried to poop but only farted.

If you dribble when you piddle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

In this house we aim to please. In this room (bathroom) you aim too, please.

Do not flush paper towels, sanitary products, tissues & wipes, kittens & puppies, hopes & dreams. Thank you!

To pee or not to pee … that is the question.

My mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot. Except that they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat so whenever they see my mom they pee.




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[dr. d]

"please be sure it is cleaner when you leave, than when you entered.."

[Flipo]

Our Pastor preached, to think that Jesus will be the next that will use it.

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[RavenBlack]

One of my peeve is those who will use the toilet bowl when there are free urinals naman. Sana kung magaling mag shoot. [emoji846]

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[CVT]

Do your deed. Wash and clean. Leave ....

[Do not linger and use the toilet as a social hall]

[dr. d]

One of my peeve is those who will use the toilet bowl when there are free urinals naman. Sana kung magaling mag shoot. [emoji846]

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up the peeve for those who do not flush afterward.