Noon at ngayon.....

[jick.cejoco]

Noon

Baka sakali (lalake)

Ngayon

If ehver (bakla)

[BratPAQ]

noon: intay ng mahigit 1 hour lampas sa agreed time sa meeting place
ngayon: "dito na me, wer na u?" gala muna me, txt na lang pag dating n u

[99moves]

Eksena sa bahay:

NOON
Anak 1: kuya penge naman ng candy
Anak 2: ayoko nga bumili ka ng sarili mo
Nanay: magbigayan kayo mga anak masama ang madamot!

NGAYON
Anak 1: hoy kuya akin na nga yang candy ang damot mo hayop ka!
Anak 2: Put*ngi*m0 gusto mo sapakin kita?
Nanay: (wala pakialam, busy mag fb sa tablet)

[donbuggy]

xkcd: Record Scratch

[CVT]

"Used to

Be the

Knight in

Shining armor

Took the

Time to

Shake the

Loser's hand

Dignity and

Courage were

The measures

Of a

Man, And

Not the

Drugs he

Needs to

Hide the

Scars.... "

[ninjababez]

naalala ko lang 90's joke sa tita ko noon na may agency sending talents to japan.

NOON: magsitago kayo andyan na mga hapon.
NGAYON (90's): magsilabas na kayo andyan na mga hapon.

[crosswind]

NOON: 2000 honda crv
NGAYON: 2000 honda crv parin

[donbuggy]

Noon:



Buster Keaton, silent film comedian.

[donbuggy]

[MR_BIG18]

before: i ate too much

now: ganun pa din..

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[StockEngine]

noon: lat injury

ngayon: lep Achilles minor injury.

👀👀👀


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[CVT]

Noon: Maarhtheh khang magshalita : Kvpal ka,- Ngongo!!!
Ngayon: Maarhtheh khang magshalita: Okhay kha, Supher Galing!!!

"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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[CVT]

Blondie:

Noon: Maninisid ng talaba at tahong sa Manila Bay
Ngayon (mainstream na): Super ang color mo, babes!

"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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[Ry_Tower]

Blondie:

Noon: Maninisid ng talaba at tahong sa Manila Bay
Ngayon (mainstream na): Super ang color mo, babes!

"The measure of a man is what he does with power" LJIOHF!

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At sino naman yang kasama mo?

[lowslowbenz]

noon: tomboy

ngayon: lesbian, effem butch, closet butch, bottom les, top les (mas ok ito )

[CVT]

At sino naman yang kasama mo?

Napulot ko lang po sa internet...

Tsaka wala akong yate, - si bro.lsb kaya...

May kasama pang jumper cable na pang. emergency.... Pramis! ....

[BratPAQ]

Noon, pahirapan sa tanghali dahil pinapatulog ka ng parents mo. Ngayon, pahirapan sa tanghali dahil bawal matulog sa office.

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[Jun aka Pekto]

Ah. What 25 years can do..... In my 20's (1990's) and now.

[MR_BIG18]

Ah. What 25 years can do..... In my 20's (1990's) and now.

more or less 9 years kuya

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[Jun aka Pekto]

Like you said, it's never too late to get back into shape. Your case should be a textbook example of how to turn things around.

Back in the 90's, I was still thinking of building up my muscles like you did (also coming out of a break-up). But then, I met the wife who preferred my average build.