[Merged] Just for Laughs

[vicman]

Very funny! hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zClXCUa6Tj8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zClXCUa6Tj8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zClXCUa6Tj8

:tvcomedy:

grabe sumakit tyan ko dito kakatawa hahahahaha....ngtataka tuloy mom ko tawa ako ng tawa sa tapat ng PC dis oras n ng gabi!!!

[funkngruvn]

[funkngruvn]

[funkngruvn]

POPOY

[prinsipe]

The story is told about an old woman who offered the bus driver a handful of peanuts which he gratefully munched up. After some moments, she gave him more peanuts. Curious, the driver asked why she kept giving him peanuts.
“I have no teeth,” she replied.
“But why do you buy peanuts?” the driver asked.
“Oh, I just love the chocolate around them,” was the old woman’s reply.

[funkngruvn]

[bavent]

For the frog.

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
Dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
Walked up to a house of ill repute ( a brothel) and knocked on the
Door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little
Boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have
*** with one of the women inside. I have the money
And I'm not leaving until I do.' The Madam figured,
Why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told
Him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do
Any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course, the
Madam said no, but the boy replied, 'I heard all the
Men talking about having to get shots after making it
With Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!'
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for
It, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the
Right. He headed down t he hall dragging the squashed
Frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still
Dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the
Door.The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you
Pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
Instead of one of the others?
'He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
Going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home
With my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter
Will have *** with me because she just happens to be
Very fond of little boys. She will get the disease
That I just caught.
When Mom and Dad get back, Dad
Will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump
Her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to
Bed and have ***, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
Deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch
T he disease.. And
HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!'