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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    [received this from email]


    TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER,
    CONGRATULATIONS!!..

    The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
    Manila and has been preserved in its original,
    unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct
    translation in Tagalog. Pls read with feelings...

    ********************
    October 1996

    To Marjie,

    I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why?
    What reason you can think about but you're very fat
    body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his
    toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really
    can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore
    because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're
    habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and
    always calling to their house what he go home or this
    or that.

    And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school
    or in his family and then asking you to exercise
    you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it.
    Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about.
    What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose
    Marie Chan? Even you are beautiful face (to your
    think) you do not have the right to called me
    whatsoever or else different name one time or the
    other for the real purposed to insults my personality
    because I'm never call you names iether in the front
    of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start
    already to calling me different name, I don't have any
    other choice but to call you other different name to.
    Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY
    SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

    You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
    because I am the more ***ier than you when you look to
    us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like
    Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

    Love,
    The ***iest Girl of D.M.

    P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
    Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the
    final is me. There you go.
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  2. Join Date
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    #2
    Hmmm... di ba si Melanie Marquez nagsulat nyan?

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    #3
    Originally posted by Ungas
    Hmmm... di ba si Melanie Marquez nagsulat nyan?
    hmmm, ikaw yata si Dennis no? :bwahaha:
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    #4
    Shhh... binubuking mo naman pen name ko.

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    #5
    sino ba si Marjie and sino naman yung ***iest girl of D.M.? ano pala yung D.M.?
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    #6
    naku, lagot ang call center business sa pilipinas

    hahahahaha

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    #7
    D.M. - desperate moves :bwahaha:

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    #8
    sinong english teacher niya? Mabigyan nga ng award.

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    #9
    mahirap daw magdidikit sa mga bopols sa grammar,
    contagiuz daw yan, isn't it was? :bwahaha:

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    #10
    Originally posted by boybi
    You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
    because I am the more ***ier than you when you look to
    us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like
    Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
    :bwahaha:
    P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is
    Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the
    final is me. There you go.
    :bwahaha: :bwahaha:

  11. Join Date
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    #11
    Basta hindi me yan. Thanks god.

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  12. Join Date
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    #12
    I've read that letter long time ago... kakatawa talaga... nagpipilit pa kasi mag-english

  13. Join Date
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    #13
    kasi......

    dugay na man na sya sa manila, tonto ra gihapon....

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    #14
    Definitely a case for euthanasia.

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    #15
    :bwahaha:

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    #16
    dam..I take da pat girl anetime!

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    #17
    "dennis" din ang name ko pero i'm sure hindi ako yan.swerte naman nya at pinag aagawan sya. hehehe

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    #18
    aray ko ... sumakit ang ulo ko sa pagbasa ng letter nya :D ... medyo na duling rin yata ako dahil hirap sundan ang sinulat nya
    Last edited by SubbieDoo; September 27th, 2004 at 06:12 PM.

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    #19
    nabasa ko na 'to a couple of years ago. sabi naman dun sa source galing daw yan sa isang malate bar. ewan ko nalang kung may bar na D.M. ang initials dun.

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    #20
    sa totoo lang ang sagwa talaga ng grammar ni melanie sa sulat nayan(siya ba talaga..?!)..ako nga TH din pero what i can doing if it is my big capacity..?!

    IMHO hindi ganyan umingles kinokoronahan ng miss international, aba..isip ko lang..some people maybe spontaneous in blurting out english words but very lousy in written proficiency, or the otherway around..me mga kilala akong ganyan..isa nga ito si melanie sa mga ganitong grupo.. bwerhehrehrer..

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