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    April 30th, 2005 01:44 AM #41
    raikonen,

    DAMN that's some funny ****! :bwahaha:
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    April 30th, 2005 02:00 AM #42
    Yung tito ko na-jebs sa taxi. Dalawa na nga lang sila ng driver na nakasakay, NAG-DENY PA!!! :lol:

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    April 30th, 2005 02:26 AM #43
    OTEP ... LSQC ka din pala!!! kami ni bro alum ng Lourdes as well! :D

    re your kwento ... hayop! ang layo ng McDo Retiro from our gate ah!!!!
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    April 30th, 2005 07:42 AM #44
    that **** stuff was funny, practically shitted inmy boxers sa kakatawa. i can relate eh.
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    April 30th, 2005 08:55 AM #45
    anlufet! napag aralan lahat ng klase ng jebaks...
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    April 30th, 2005 10:19 AM #46
    ok a, may intentional at unintentional haha
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    April 30th, 2005 01:17 PM #47
    Quote Originally Posted by OTEP
    Yung tito ko na-jebs sa taxi. Dalawa na nga lang sila ng driver na nakasakay, NAG-DENY PA!!! :lol:

    hahahaha natawa talaga ako dito....
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    April 30th, 2005 01:30 PM #48
    hangkukulet!! :lol:
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    April 30th, 2005 01:36 PM #49
    hahahha.....kulet nga nun!
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    April 30th, 2005 02:12 PM #50
    walang bang mga kwentong jebaks mga girl tsikoteers?
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    April 30th, 2005 02:29 PM #51
    hmmm.... kakahiya noh. hehehehe
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    April 30th, 2005 02:54 PM #52
    reminds of this one time in high school...my friend really liked our other friend's sister, but was too shy to say anything or ask her out. one day, the two of us were hanging out when he started having 'problems'. since the cramps were really bad, he needed to go really bad - so we decided to go to our other friend's house to ask to use the facilities.

    the problem - when we got to his house, the only person home was the hot sister hindi na nakapagpigil si loko so nakiusap na lang siya ng "um, could i please use your bathroom?" tawa kami ng tawa ni sister kasi ang lakas ng mga "pruuuuuttt" and "ploooop" sounds coming from behind the door.

    he never did ask her out :bwahaha:

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    All the while, may katok ng katok sa labas. English teacher ko palang babae. Afterwards pasimple lang akong naglakad palayo. Siguro ilang hakbang pa lang ako bigla na siyang sumigaw: "Ay p*ta, may tumae!"
    asar na asar ako sa ganito. some of my coworkers do this (or they pull repeatedly on the stall door). iniisip ko na lang..."p***ng ina mo, sa tingin mo, bakit kaya naka-lock yung pinto. di kaya may gumagamit?"
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    April 30th, 2005 05:08 PM #53
    Natry ko na tumae sa shoulder ng NLEX..hehe Ang uso pa nga nun eh iihi ka lang sa tabi..bata pa ko nun..
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    May 1st, 2005 12:02 AM #54
    ild,
    i think the girls have more stories pagdating sa monthly period nila, maybe a new thread is in order.
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    May 1st, 2005 10:36 AM #55
    yep dami ko na na-witness na 'ai, tagos!' moments hahaha
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    May 1st, 2005 11:15 AM #56
    Hahaa, ayos, Noon may kaklase ako taeng *** na eh may party e no choice sya buti may dala ako imodium napigil yung ***, hehee, saved by the bell, pero kung pede naman ilabas, ilabas na wag na mahiya, masama pag pinipigil ung ***.
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    May 1st, 2005 03:17 PM #57
    Quote Originally Posted by paulopel
    Hahaa, ayos, Noon may kaklase ako taeng *** na eh may party e no choice sya buti may dala ako imodium napigil yung ***, hehee, saved by the bell, pero kung pede naman ilabas, ilabas na wag na mahiya, masama pag pinipigil ung ***.
    dati may party yun friend ko, pero yun isa naman kasama taeng-***... nalaman lang namin natatae siya kasi humihingi ng imodium, eh walang imodium kaming dala... eh papasok pa lang kami sa bahay, hindi nakapagpigil, tinaihan niya yun gulong ng opel astra... tapos kinisikis niya yun pwet niya sa sidings... galit na galit yun may-ari... pero malamang walang umaamin... tawa kami ng tawa
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    May 1st, 2005 03:31 PM #58
    like cargirl, kakahiya naman to share our stories ... makikitawa na lang kami sa inyo ha?
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    May 2nd, 2005 12:20 AM #59
    tinaihan niya yun gulong ng opel astra... tapos kinisikis niya yun pwet niya sa sidings... galit na galit yun may-ari... pero malamang walang umaamin... tawa kami ng tawa
    :lol: pare kawawa naman mayari ng open, ang hirap tanggalin nun. hahaha
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    May 2nd, 2005 01:56 AM #60
    namasyal kami sa pampangga nung newyear para makikain nung taba ng talangka saka inihaw na hito na sinawsaw sa bagoong at nilamutak na sampalok! at
    para makipag inuman. yung isang friend ko di na nakatiis tumae sa may bukid sa may puno ng mangga pero malapit sa pinagiinuman namin. dahil madilim, ako lang ang nakapansin. after noon, nag trip ako sabi ko mag papaputok lang ako ng baby dynamite, yung matapang walang aalis sa upuan. dahil matapang lahat (or lasing lang) siyempre walang umalis at walang nag cover ng tenga. di nila alam yung paputok doon ko inilagay sa Jebaks ni pare! pero di pa ako nakakatakbo sumabog yung fivestar!*#$ ang tindi ng baho !!!pero ok lang kasi lahat kami meron yun nga lang sa akin ang matindi!!!

    di pa tapos,

    nakaligo na kami pero yung isa sa friend ko nag rereklamo at amoy Jebak pa rin! nakalimang ligo na siya ganoon pa rin ang naamoy niya!
    yun pala may *** sa may bandang butas ng ilong niya ! nyaaahhhh.
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