Wanting to inflict more damage to my corpus callosum, I switched to RJTV (Sky Cable Ch 20) around 9pm and caught their flagship show, “Jojo A All The Way!!” The two exclamation points are ****ing deliberate!!

An example of how not to produce a live talk show, “Jojo A” is headlined by faded teen idol Jojo Alejar and his ‘80s cowlick:


"Paging Palestinian suicide bombers, you are wanted in RJTV, stat!"




After opening the show with a bizarrely unfunny monologue, Jojo A admitted that his only guests were the supernaturally awful Pinning Garcia Band:


They sing in English that sounds like Tagalog, if that makes sense!