Jojo A, All the Way!

[totoybato]

mas mabuti pa manood ng Wla kayo sa lolo ko ni ariel and mav hehe

magaling yang dalawang yan, pinapanood ko yung tutuo tv na sa show nila

[bilog]

i was able to catch this show.... matatawa ka talaga sa kakornihan... tska sobrang pilit talaga si jojo alejar. pati yung set parang sa garahe lang kinunan.(onga pala cablecast ito)

[Isuzoom]

Jojo A. All The Way Out!

[corbon44]

nightly at 9 pm. i watch it regularly - di ko alam kung ganun talaga katwisted ang entertainment needs ko or curious lang ako...

...so come, let's join us! :D

[caloyski5]

corny niya. napapadaan lang while channel surfing. .hindi nagtatagal ng 10 seconds siya, lipat ko na agad. hehehe

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Newspaper Article

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Alejar, now 39 (he looks more like he’s in his early 20s), is the writer-producer-host of “Jojo A. All The Way!…,” which airs on RJTV at 9 p.m. weeknights. According to the graphics, the show doesn’t just air live, but airs “LIVE!!!”

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bagay na bagay ang title ng Show >>> All The Way

[Isuzoom]

Like Conan O'brien? huh? sino loko nyo?

[quiksie]

sabi sa akin nun friend ko na nagwork sa isang tv station, iniinvite siya ni jojo a. para mag guest eh may itsura kasi friend ko. Haha naweirdohan friend ko kasi gusto ni jojo magkaguest sa show niya kahit hindi mga kilalang tao. Nakakatawa yun mga guests niya, parang ang jojologs

[Isuzoom]

walang budget for short.

[mazdamazda]

ay buset! walang rj tv sa cable namin!!!

[Bogeyman]

m2, hindi ko alam kung swerte mo o malas. :D

[mazdamazda]

m2, hindi ko alam kung swerte mo o malas. :D

:bwahaha:

gusto manood ng ka cornihan!

[pajerokid]

M2, bili ka muna ng biogesic bago ka manood. :evillaugh

[outmap]

Jojo A. All the Way! Astig!
This show is soooo bad, its' genius! :jump2:

[Isuzoom]

Wayne's World

[espeago]

Good for me..labo reception sa amin! Har-har-har!

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Must-Watch TV

Do you have RJTV? Well, now there’s a good reason to switch to that channel every weekday nights at around 9:30pm. That’s when they air—live, mind you—the show Jojo A. All The Way! Yes folks. Jojo A., as in Jojo Alejar from Kuya Germ’s “That’s Entertainment” fame.

Are you reeling already? Are you seeing white spots in front of you? Do you feel faint?

Here’s more.

It is a talk show ala-Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show”. His live audience, judging from the sounds they make, comprises maybe less than 15 people—including staff and crew. He has a group in the audience whom he calls his “Happy People” who provides most of the live applause (which is clearly distinguishable from the canned applause which they insist on also using).

His opening monologue has him delivering jokes while at the same time laughing at them. He laughs at his own jokes, at his own staff (including the live band), and at himself. He is so amused at everything including himself that he laughs at the end of every sentence he says.

Are you still sitting upright in front of your computer?

Hold on tight.

In tonight’s opening spiel he says, “Today is Thursday, and later on we got a great joke about that. But first….”

Huh?

Tonight his guests are also the members of his studio live band. Because he has no other guests, he decides to put callers on air and engage them in inane conversation. He receives a text message from Tim Yap, asking him to greet on-air the Inquirer Super Team because they are watching the show. Jojo A obliges.

It’s excruciating to watch, yet you can’t take your eyes off it. It’s like watching a car crash, fascinating and frightening at the same time. It’s like watching Kris Aquino mouth off about her personal life on camera.

My brother says anyone who can finish an episode of Jojo A all the way should be given a medal. I say that person should be given a lobotomy.

Watch it at least once in your life. Then you can die knowing that you’ve seen Jojo A. All The Way! Then again, watching that show might just be the death of you.

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Wanting to inflict more damage to my corpus callosum, I switched to RJTV (Sky Cable Ch 20) around 9pm and caught their flagship show, “Jojo A All The Way!!” The two exclamation points are ****ing deliberate!!

An example of how not to produce a live talk show, “Jojo A” is headlined by faded teen idol Jojo Alejar and his ‘80s cowlick:


"Paging Palestinian suicide bombers, you are wanted in RJTV, stat!"




After opening the show with a bizarrely unfunny monologue, Jojo A admitted that his only guests were the supernaturally awful Pinning Garcia Band:


They sing in English that sounds like Tagalog, if that makes sense!

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and a group of cheap girls called Las Pilyas, who danced to Christina Aguilera's Come On Over:


"We love you long time!"





"Forget P. Burgos, leche!!! Walang tao sa bahay!!! Magagalit si ate!!!




It was so bad euthanasia came to mind. But really, watch it or die!!!