Reporting for duty... sir!

Eagle Scout

But seriously... I'm not that nice...



The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.

Kung-Fu Master

-



-

I also act as Nanny on forums I moderate, but hell... if you get into trouble all by your lonesome, I ain't going to bail you out.

-

I think I've found GH:


Big Cat

He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.