internet warriors: which one are you?

[shadow]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

some of the warriors...

Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry.


Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort.


Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions to make sure that everyone behaves. Though he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally slow to anger. Rather than wading into pitched battles, Nanny simply pulling the plug on combatants and bans repeat offenders.Weaker Warriors such as Innocence Abused, Weenie and Crybaby will run to Nanny for protection in the midst of battle.




Whisper maintains a benign demeanor and carefully avoids open conflict. When aroused, however, she will send vigorous attacks to sympathetic forum participants via private e mail in an attempt to sway the tide of battle. A typical Whisper maneuver is to "accidentally" post an ambiguously critical, but ostensibly private message to the discussion forum, e.g., "Dear Mary - see what I mean about this guy?" Or, "John - did you read what Bill said? I rest my case!" When challenged she will protest (disingenuously) that she hit the "reply" key by mistake, that the message was never intended to be read by forum participants, that the message was out of context, etc. Whisper's intent is to gain a tactical advantage by leaving the impression that her side in the conflict is gathering heavy forces just over the horizon, and though transparently obvious to veteran Warriors, this feint can often blunt a successful attack by less experienced fighters.


A Swarm hive is almost impossible to detect. When a hapless victim stumbles on a forum that houses a Swarm and disturbs it with an offending message, the Swarm will erupt and fly at their victim from all directions. Taken one at a time the irrelevant, often mindless individual attacks can be easily brushed aside, but because of the sheer volume of the assault even the strongest Warriors must eventually yield. WARNING: Only those who are highly skilled in Swarm management techniques should attempt to wade into a Swarm hive. but even with protective clothing opposing Warriors should expect to suffer a few stings.

[renzo_d10]

EDIT : Wala bang regular warrior lang diyan ? Yung tahimik lang ... ta's kapag umabuso saka mag-blabber ? Ako yun.

[shadow]

check mo doon sa drop down menu nun site meron yan..

ito ba si uls?

Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to extol the superiority of the free enterprise system and has a powerful aversion to the welfare states of Europe. Capitalista fiercely defends the market economy, bludgeoning “fuzzy-minded socialists” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of carefully selected historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory make him a formidable foe.

[renzo_d10]

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tidus yan.

[Ry_Tower]

^ sila ni Uls pwede dyan. Hindi pala ako internet warrior. Buti naman.

[uls]

check mo doon sa drop down menu nun site meron yan..

ito ba si uls?

[ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWsx1X8PV_A[/ame]

hehe

[jhnkvn]

Bakit hindi ko mabuksan link? Down ba sila?

[Ry_Tower]

^ para sa internet warriors lang daw... hehe jk

[[archie]]

ako simple forumer lang. recently may guideline na ko sinusunod: "shut up if you cant back it up".

opinion ko sa big dog:

i think these people are just acting on superiority complex sa forums because they cant cut it in the real world. even in forums, they can only deal with the weak pero kung may katapat na, ayun! hehe. yung me-too naman ang kawawa talaga, inferior na nga sa forums, paano pa kaya in the real world. in short, may gatas pa sa labi.

[donbuggy]

Uls is also a Philosopher. His battles with Miss Ab (another Philosopher) are legendary.

OB is a Ferrous Cranus.

We all know who the Fragile Femme is.

I'm a Lurker.

[niky]

Reporting for duty... sir!

Eagle Scout

But seriously... I'm not that nice...



The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.

Kung-Fu Master

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I also act as Nanny on forums I moderate, but hell... if you get into trouble all by your lonesome, I ain't going to bail you out.

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I think I've found GH:


Big Cat

He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.