Filipinism (only in the Phils)

[shadow]

not just words but anything na iba ang meaning pag dating dito, and mga funny anecdotes na dito lang makikita, yun "only in the Phils" eh more on the funny, "positive" sides...ok?

• hotdog-we are the only one with red hotdogs.
  flashing of headlights-means I'm coming through..
  salvage-means summary executed to us. but real meaning "to save"
  undergraduate-for us it means "drop out", "out of school" but real meaning is still studying pero hinde pa graduate.

[shakatak70]

Brownout o Black out

[digitalron]

Only in the Philippines can people have a legitimate and intelligible conversation using only one phoneme.

Scene: Elevator lobby. Two guys waiting for the door to open. When the door opens, one sees the operator inside.

Man (to operator): Bababa ba?
Operator: Bababa.
Man (looks to his companion): 'ba, bababa!
Companion (shoving the first guy in): Baba! Baba!

[CVT]

flashing of headlights-means I'm coming through..

Dito yata sa Asia,- ganyan ang kalakalan.....

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[renzo_d10]

Yellow light - Go faster

at dito mo din makikita na hindi halos pinapansin yung STOP sign. :hysterical: except sa subic syempre

[JJCarEnthusiast]

cars are most of the time "priorities" in the roads than civilians (crossing the street). minsan pa nga ang tao pa ang sumesenyas sa kotse na umuna na :rofl:

[xninjax]

man1: ano oras?
man2: maaga pa

kakaiba talaga sagot natin :D

[JJCarEnthusiast]

^kumain kana?
busog pa ako.

:bwahaha:

[shadow]

pag meron kang i-meet then na late.. pag nag text or call tapos tanungin kung saan na, ang sagot malapit na...

*****

pag nahuli sa traffic violation, maglalabas ng calling cards ng mga "kakilala".

[CVT]

pag meron kang i-meet then na late.. pag nag text or call tapos tanungin kung saan na, ang sagot malapit na...

*****

pag nahuli sa traffic violation, maglalabas ng calling cards ng mga "kakilala".

Iyan ang tinatawag na "confuse the enemy"

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