Have You Ever Made Embarrassing Purchases?

[greenlyt]

^ mahirap yan ilan days nakatirik
ba-bakat sa pantalon yan

[uls]

male *** workers (eventhough they're in their 20s) take viagra daw to prolong erection

[CVT]

^ mahirap yan ilan days nakatirik
ba-bakat sa pantalon yan

Bro.,- at, kung sa Perpetual Hospital LPC ka raw bibili ng VIAGRA,

Aba e gagantimpalaan ka raw ng "perpetual erection" na parang 'bamboo organ'.... :hysterical:

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[JohnM]

May kakilala ako in his 30s. Sinubukan kalahating blue pill. Ayon buong weekend daw. Hirap daw umihi. Enjoy naman daw si missis.

Ayoko ng Robust, Rhino et al. Epektib nga pero palpitations naman.

Doctor kapatid ko. Di naman ata tama na sa kanya ako hihingi ng Rx

[CVT]

May kakilala ako in his 30s. Sinubukan kalahating blue pill. Ayon buong weekend daw. Hirap daw umihi. Enjoy naman daw si missis.

Ayoko ng Robust, Rhino et al. Epektib nga pero palpitations naman.

Doctor kapatid ko. Di naman ata tama na sa kanya ako hihingi ng Rx

Mahirap siyempreng umihi,- by design,- sarado kasi ang valve niyan... :hysterical:

Pero, come to think of it,- delikadong lumusot ang ihi ha? Baka magkaroon ng capillary effect at bumalik ito papunta ng iyong reservoir ng semen at magkaroon ka ng infection.....

Whew!

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[_Cathy_]

So all nighter would be an understatement then :bwahaha:

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[CVT]

So all nighter would be an understatement then :bwahaha:

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Mga Jeepney Drivers,- puro all nighters sila...

Pero kung all nighters nga.... Talagang jingle lang ang pahinga.....

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[wezz_zzew]

Mga Jeepney Drivers,- puro all nighters sila...

Pero kung all nighters nga.... Talagang jingle lang ang pahinga.....

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One time meron ako kausap na pahinante while waiting na ma-iload sa barko yung cargo namin papunta Iloilo. Meron siya ipinakita sa akin na *** enhancing drugs in powder form na naka pack parang extra joss, nabili nya daw sa binondo sa mga chinese stores. Nagmamakaawa na daw yung GRO sa kanya dahil isat kalahating oras na daw hindi pa siya nag eejaculate pero matigas pa din. Tawa ako ng tawa dahil inimagine ko yung itsura nung pepe nung girl.

[CVT]

^ ^ ^ Hindi kaya "S" iyang nabili niya bro?...

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[uls]

One time meron ako kausap na pahinante while waiting na ma-iload sa barko yung cargo namin papunta Iloilo. Meron siya ipinakita sa akin na *** enhancing drugs in powder form na naka pack parang extra joss, nabili nya daw sa binondo sa mga chinese stores. Nagmamakaawa na daw yung GRO sa kanya dahil isat kalahating oras na daw hindi pa siya nag eejaculate pero matigas pa din. Tawa ako ng tawa dahil inimagine ko yung itsura nung pepe nung girl.

ya hindi naman lahat ng babae natutuwa sa lalakeng matagal labasan

up to a point nag-da-dry at sumasakit na pepe nila

[ghosthunter]

One time meron ako kausap na pahinante while waiting na ma-iload sa barko yung cargo namin papunta Iloilo. Meron siya ipinakita sa akin na *** enhancing drugs in powder form na naka pack parang extra joss, nabili nya daw sa binondo sa mga chinese stores. Nagmamakaawa na daw yung GRO sa kanya dahil isat kalahating oras na daw hindi pa siya nag eejaculate pero matigas pa din. Tawa ako ng tawa dahil inimagine ko yung itsura nung pepe nung girl.

By the way, if your penis stays erect and hard for hours, it can lead to damage of the penis resulting in permanent erectile dysfunction.

source: Too much of a good thing: The 4-hour erection - NBC News.com

[JohnM]

source: too much of a good thing: The 4-hour erection - nbc news.com

fuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

...but was so embarrassed he went for seven days before seeking medical help. According to steidle, “the resulting erection was unsalvageable, and the patient was left with a penis that was less than an inch long.”

[ghosthunter]

ya hindi naman lahat ng babae natutuwa sa lalakeng matagal labasan

up to a point nag-da-dry at sumasakit na pepe nila

yup, too much *** at one time will result in the skin getting raw. Even with sufficient lubrication, muscles of the girl will start to cramp and it can get painful for her to maintain her position. Either changing positions or simply have a rest between intercourse can make it more enjoyable.

[wezz_zzew]

Naalala ko yung isang nakakahiya na moment namin nung isang menyek ko na barkada. Pauwi kami galing school and naglalakad along Rizal Avenue ng may isang vendor sumisigaw ng M2M. Kasikatan nung M2M na singer during that time and ang ibinebenta nung mama is bold na CD (pa nun). Curious at nilapitan namin para bilhin dahil nga hindi kami makapaniwala na may gagawin na ganun yung magkasamang babae sa band nila. Nung pinakita na sa amin yung CD, anak ng tokwa, Male to Male pala at dalawang lalaki na nakapasok pa yung etits nung isa sa wetpaks ang nasa picture. Ha,ha.

[holdencaulfield]

Naalala ko yung isang nakakahiya na moment namin nung isang menyek ko na barkada. Pauwi kami galing school and naglalakad along Rizal Avenue ng may isang vendor sumisigaw ng M2M. Kasikatan nung M2M na singer during that time and ang ibinebenta nung mama is bold na CD (pa nun). Curious at nilapitan namin para bilhin dahil nga hindi kami makapaniwala na may gagawin na ganun yung magkasamang babae sa band nila. Nung pinakita na sa amin yung CD, anak ng tokwa, Male to Male pala at dalawang lalaki na nakapasok pa yung etits nung isa sa wetpaks ang nasa picture. Ha,ha.

naka ilang cd kayo?

[holdencaulfield]

Bro.,- at, kung sa Perpetual Hospital LPC ka raw bibili ng VIAGRA,

Aba e gagantimpalaan ka raw ng "perpetual erection" na parang 'bamboo organ'.... :hysterical:

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kuya CVT,
diba noong panahon ni jose rizal ang viagra nila walis tingting?
isinasaksak sa butas ng etits.

[_Cathy_]

yup, too much *** at one time will result in the skin getting raw. Even with sufficient lubrication, muscles of the girl will start to cramp and it can get painful for her to maintain her position. Either changing positions or simply have a rest between intercourse can make it more enjoyable.

GH our resident *** guru

[dreamur]

Mostly condoms but I add other items like beer and finger foods to make it appear you are heading for some adventure. Japan is very open on *** stuff and you can freely browse through the products, feel the toys, check the outfit and read the magazines. What is strange is they normally censored the sensitive parts which I find disappointing. But they have a lot of wierd stuff like silicon boobs and lower body parts with exact replica of the appendix. Then they have the manual silicon masturbator for guys with fake pubes and the opening that resemble the female genital. Of course they have the gel to make it feels like the real thing. The hardest part is cleaning it as it has to be turned inside out or you can just leave overnight in a glass of solution for dentures. :P

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[dreamur]

Unang salta namin sa US for training for a few months years ago,- tipid kami sa per diem.....

Pero, nagkayayaan na manuod sa isang "local show" na may mga guests pang mga models ng Penthouse at Playboy....

Sabi ng Bouncer,- "$25 gentlemen".... Walang esep-esep,- bunot ng $25(nawala ang pagkakuripot).... Bili na lang ng gum sa loob....

Tapos later, punta ng adult store,- hiram ng DVD... Sabi ng Storekeeper "Enjoy yourselves guys".... Sagot namin,"Yah, sure, and you, too".... Sagot niya sa amin,"I always do"... :naughty2:

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OT but have you tried the lapdance? It costs a leg! My friend left his tag watch as a deposit because he has 5 straight rounds and he left the bar tucking his shirt out to cover the mess!

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[CVT]

OT but have you tried the lapdance? It costs a leg! My friend left his tag watch as a deposit because he has 5 straight rounds and he left the bar tucking his shirt out to cover the mess!

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No lap dance for me as I knew that it was expensive.... One of our engineers who was transferred and working there had a session.... Ang yabang paglabas.....