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    #11
    harana.. lol....

    goose - greeeeen. hehehehehe

    papa tots - dali kuha ka pa ng gayuma! tgnan ko nga kung gagana. ayoko gawin ung sa itlog, kadiri nun. sticky ng egg kapag natuyo sa skin!!!!! eww... hehe

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    #12
    haha...


    but u know..i have a friend...(but this is kind of gross)

    she used to be involved with one of Mitra's sons...

    tapos one time she told me that she put her kukurikabu (libag ng toes nya) in his food...and..

    ay naku this is really gross...

    she squeezed a drop of her period in his coke! yeek!!!

    :shock: dnt know if she was lying!

    well...nagtagal sila pero they broke up after a year or two..

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    #13
    Ah meron pang isa.... :lol:

    mountaineer kasi ako dati and on one of our federation climbs (matulid river trailing at sierra madre).... i got my period tapos super sakit.. :cry:....i cldnt carry my backpack so i had to hire a local porter to wear my backpack for 4 days.

    his name was Manong Merto..
    kwento ng mga boys sakin...may dahon dahon siya around his wrist..
    they asked him kung ano yun..

    sabi nya gamot..
    "gamot para saan..?" para sa pag-ibig daw..
    "mabisa ba daw yun?" sabi nya oo..
    " gayuma ba yan manong? OO..
    " asan na yng ginagayuma mo.." sabay turo sya daw sakin.. :shock:

    (dig this ..he was like 40 yrs old ok) Dumagat yung tribo sa sierra madre..kingky hair sometimes with facial tatoos..tapos nag chechew ng nganga.

    on the 2nd day kwinento nila yun sakin..tawa lang ako ng tawa... :lol:

    but then ...

    on one of our rest stops...he goes to me...with some really funny smelling oily stuff in his hands.. (turns out to be oil ng spanish sardines..which they consider a luxury)

    tapos kwento siya...na pag may irog daw ang Dumagat... kapag manliligaw..naglalagay sila ng oil ng sardinas sa buhok (kaya pala iba amoy ng ulo nya..hindi naman kasi sila maho eh..malinis ang dumaat..pula nga lang ang ipin)

    tapos nagulat ako kasi ni rub niya yung oil sa ulo ko... i swear..sa temples...
    then..he held my head and blew air into the top of my hairline...

    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    kasi daw lalagyan daw ng langis yung girl tapos maglalakbay yung guy...ilan araw silang kelangan maghiwalay .....mamimiss daw siya nung girl...tapos pagnagkita daw sila ulit...
    yayakapin daw siya nung girl sa sobra nyang miss sa kanya...

    (sabi mo eh..sa isip isip ko)

    anyway on the 3rd day a girl comes up to me and tells me crush ako ni manong merto ..wag daw ako masyado close (kasi share kami ng food ko so lagi ko siya ksma)

    :roll:
    i think what the #$*! ang bait nga nya eh..sweet pa (ayan epekto na ng gayuma)

    on the 4th day...we're at the riverside malapit daw sa bahay nila...
    may mga ksama siyang bata..yung isa anak yung isa APO!...
    so naturally relieved ako..eh may pamilya na pala eh..

    so i ask " manong ano pangalan niya? tapos sabi niya..
    " wala pang pangalan ..gusto mo ikaw magbuhos sa kanya? "
    (siguro binyag ibig nya sabihin)


    sabi ko " ang laki na nya wala pa siyang pangalan?"
    eh namatay na ang ina nya..kelangan nya ng BAGONG INA...

    (nye!!!! 18 pa lang ako nun..wag po!)


    ayan tapos nung last day..kumuha siya ng bangka..tapos ayaw nya magpasakay ng tao kasi para sa akin lang daw yun...


    anyway...

    i havent seen him since...so malay nyo?

    baka nga pag nagkita kami yayakapin ko siya sa sobrang MISS!!!! :lol:

    pansin nyo..hanggang ngayon iniisip ko pa sya...

    and im still single.... oh no!!!!!

    hahahaha....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


    :wink:

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    #14
    still, for me,


    the best way to your loved one's heart is through the stomach.



    worked for me twice. :mrgreen:

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    #15
    nyahhahahahahaha...


    yun pala ang reason...


    kaya pala...

    itchy, now we know

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    #16
    itchy - hahahaha.... lagot!!!!

    papa tots - totoo yan.... lalo na kapag in love! lumalakas ang pagkain... hehe.. happens to me kaya ang taba ko na ngayon! lol...

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    #17
    pero payat na uli ako ngayon:wink:

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    #18
    wag lang magayuma ng bakla kasi nakakahiya , ang lalake pa ang humahabol ngayon.

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    #19
    no guy is worth the gayuma...

    may karma yun eh...

    babalik daw sa yo...


    i should know...
    cos i'm a witch..






    pero kung si brandon boyd or kimi raikkonen..

    oh my oh my....


    bring on the karma later....

    susulitin ko sila while i have them ...


    heehee

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    #20
    asyus..brandon boyd or kimi raikkonen daw..e kay Manong Merto ka din mauuwi :mrgreen:



    tsup! :P

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