The Game is currently the bane of my existence. If I were Goliath, The Game would be the stone about to smash through my forehead that that prick David slung my way. The rules are very simple, part of the reason it is so powerful.

1. If you know about The Game, you are playing The Game.

2. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.

3. If you lose The Game, make someone else think about The Game. It won't make you win, but it will make you feel better about losing The Game in the first place.

4. You may only lose The Game once every 30 minutes.

Some people think Iron Man challenges and Marathons are among the more extreme tests of endurance humans came up with. They never played....The Game.