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April 13th, 2004 04:54 PM #1
> Bush, FPJ and Erap are talking about crime.
> Bush: How is your PAROLE system over there?
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> FPJ: Oh, we hang them every Christmas.
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> ERAP: Pare, tama ka, ganon din ang sagot ko!
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> Erap and FPJ, on the way to Disneyland, see a sign
> that reads: DISNEYLAND
> LEFT."
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> ERAP: Sayang, hindi natin naabutan.
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> FPJ: O nga, agahan na lang natin bukas.
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> KNOCK! KNOCK!
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> Mother Lily: Who's there?
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> Susan Roces: Effigy.
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> Mother Lily: Effigy who?
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> Susan Roces: Effigy is my husband.
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> Reporter: What political slogan will you attach to
> your initials "FPJ?" For
> peace and Justice?
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> FPJ: No. "For Pareng Joseph!"
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> Telephone survey conducted by the Bishops
> Conference:
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> "Iboboto n'yo ba si FPJ?
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> "If NO, press 1.
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> "If YES, press 68795632523162956752365922."
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> PAALALA lang po sa mga boboto kay FPJ:
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> Okay isulat sa balota ang POE o KING. Huwag lamang
> po ipagsabay, dahil
> malaswa ang: POE KING for PRESIDENT!
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> FPJ TO NPA: Sumuko na kayo.
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> NPA: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
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> FPJ: Tangina ninyo. TULOY ANG GYERA!
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> NEWS BREAK!
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> Nagkasakit si FPJ sa kakaisip ng solusyon sa mga
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> problema ng Pilipinas.
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> LIBRENG SINE pa lang ang naiisip niya.
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> Erap wrote an order to the grocer:
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> "Please send me 2 goose."
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> Erap: Mali ata.
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> Sulat uli: "Please send me 2 gooses." Mm... mali rin
> a.
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> FPJ: Pare, ganito na lang ang isulat mo:
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> "Please send me 1 goose. P.S. - at isa pa!"
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> FPJ & Erap in a museum. (FPJ looking at a mummy)
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> FPJ: Pare, ano'ng ibig sabihin nitong 1300 B.C.?
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> Erap: Pare, yan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa
> kanya
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April 13th, 2004 05:18 PM #2Originally posted by paulp
> Bush, FPJ and Erap are talking about crime.
> Telephone survey conducted by the Bishops
> Conference:
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> "Iboboto n'yo ba si FPJ?
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> "If NO, press 1.
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> "If YES, press 68795632523162956752365922."
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> FPJ TO NPA: Sumuko na kayo.
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> NPA: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
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> FPJ: Tangina ninyo. TULOY ANG GYERA!
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April 13th, 2004 09:23 PM #3
After the Debate:
Erap: Pre, mahirap ba yung mga questions?
FPJ: madali lang yung mga questions pare, yung mga answers ang mahirap!
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April 14th, 2004 09:12 AM #5
At PIZZA HUT -
Fpj: What are your specialties?
Waiter: Sir, we have all kinds of pizza.
Fpj: Ok, bigyan mo ako ng Shakeys!
isali ko na rin si GMA....
GMA shocked at news reports that Stanley Ho
gave her P700M campaign fund;
P200M lang kasi ang dineklara sa kanya ni Mike Arroyo!Last edited by zero; April 14th, 2004 at 09:17 AM.
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April 14th, 2004 09:41 AM #6
kaya pala galit si GMA kay mike nung bday niya habang nagattend ng mass.
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April 14th, 2004 06:25 PM #7
Erap: Ano ang tawag sa lumilipad na kahoy?
Fpj: e di, flywood! Tanga!
Last night I dreamt I was walking along the beach with the Lord, and he was carrying FPJ. I asked Him, why do you carry FPJ? He said, my
child, lasing na naman, baka manuntok.
Bakit inihagis ni FPJ ang bata?
Sabi kasi ni SUSAN ROCES kung walang pampers, I-HUGGIES mo na lang.
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April 15th, 2004 12:01 PM #8
Here's a quote from FPJ last year:
When asked on the difference between showbiz and politics...
FPJ: "... its a big difference".
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