Erap: Ano ang tawag sa lumilipad na kahoy?

Fpj: e di, flywood! Tanga!



Last night I dreamt I was walking along the beach with the Lord, and he was carrying FPJ. I asked Him, why do you carry FPJ? He said, my
child, lasing na naman, baka manuntok.




Bakit inihagis ni FPJ ang bata?

Sabi kasi ni SUSAN ROCES kung walang pampers, I-HUGGIES mo na lang.