Filipinism (only in the Phils)

[uls]

travel using corrugated boxes as luggage

[uls]

not washing their hands before leaving the toilet- specially to those who work in food establishments

we were taught not to pee our hands.

wiping ass with hand

then go back to restaurant kitchen make food for customers

[mina_nuka]

peelippins- the home of the pride chee ken


the country with so much pride:
pride rice
pride chicken
pride fish
pride eggs
pride shrimp
pride peanuts.....


so mats pride

[ess]

Where corned beef is called, "Meat of the North" (Carne Norte).
Hehehehe.

[Ry_Tower]

Where corned beef is called, "Meat of the North" (Carne Norte).

Hehehehe.

Actually dalawa yan binebenta kaya medyo nakakalito nga sa iba. Sosy kasi daw corned beef.

[barako ba ma]

mismatched tires
worn tires below minimum treadwear
gas tank hardly or seldom filled up
occupants not wearing seatbelts
more occupants than there are seatbelts
hood or bonnets cracked open while vehicle is in motion

[Ry_Tower]

^ afaik meron din naman nyan sa ibang bansa, mas common nga lang sa pinas. hehehe

[ronw123w124]

May barkada akong Kapampangan during college days, sabi nya di bale daw tuyo ang ulam basta naka Pajero.

[ronw123w124]

Chedeng ang tawag sa Mercedes Benz

[CVT]

May barkada akong Kapampangan during college days, sabi nya di bale daw tuyo ang ulam basta naka Pajero.

Ayos!... :hysterical:

14.1K:tvcomedy:

[vinj]

May barkada akong Kapampangan during college days, sabi nya di bale daw tuyo ang ulam basta naka Pajero.

LOL, my wife is from Pampanga. Yung isang neighbor namin, kalahati ng house is still under sand (due to Pinatubo induced floods) pero naka-BMW (E46 318i) naman siya. :D

[marg]

Where corned beef is called, "Meat of the North" (Carne Norte).
Hehehehe.

Corned Beef made with FAKE meat, a.k.a Textured Vegetable Protein cannot be sold as "Corned Beef".

Kaya there is a new product category made just for the purpose. Hindi mo alam peke beef na pala kinakain mo 'no?

The CHEAPEST stuff designed for the Ignorant Pobre Pinoys. They would not know the difference anyway.

[chua_riwap]

naka-jacket, maka porma lang kahit mainit......

[jick.cejoco]

trying to speak english with "no" (ano) or confirming the communicant at the end of the statement. e.g.:not ever no?
mahilig sa "wish ko lang" at "if ever"
taking one's shoes off when crossing flooded streets
pulling one's t shirt above the belly button when it's hot (male midriff)

[ess]

naka-jacket, maka porma lang kahit mainit......

Naka MAONG na jacket, kahit mainit. :D
Tapos may matching bullcap pag may idad na or jejecap pag bata pa.
Tapos naka clear nail polish ang toenails ng lalaki, stained pink from merthiolate.
Naka clear nail polish din ang kamay ng lalaki, with matching oversized gold ring na merong mga bato arranged in a horseshoe pattern.

[Stoner]

Rally fever.

And where such rallies are organized to inconvenience other people as much as possible.

'We don't care that everyone else loses time and money, as long as we'll get what we want.'

[chua_riwap]

trying to speak english with "no" (ano) or confirming the communicant at the end of the statement. e.g.:not ever no?
mahilig sa "wish ko lang" at "if ever"

lagi ko ring naririnig yung....

- "as in...."
- "in fairness...."

[jick.cejoco]

back in the seventies:
por the pers taym in pilipin telebishon

[Revenant]

"Nahilig" sa past "tensed:"

Anlakas talaga ng arrived niya sa akin.
Na-knocked out'd ni Pacquiao si Hatton.
Kailangan pa bang i-memorized 'yan?
Why used gas? Used water!

[jick.cejoco]

"Nahilig" sa past "tensed:"

Anlakas talaga ng arrived niya sa akin.
Na-knocked out'd ni Pacquiao si Hatton.
Kailangan pa bang i-memorized 'yan?
Why used gas? Used water!

filipinos are fast, that's why it is always in the past tense. even the paging system- pssssssssssst! is faster than text messaging. bery past