Style Bulok/PICK UP LINES uve heard or used

[itchywitch]

napakadaming style bulok...

here's the top 3 that come to mind.



1. " Bet you 5 bucks I can kiss you and you won't feel it"

Girl goes...oh talaga? SIGE PUSTAHAN TAYO!



* boy kisses her and pays her P5.

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2. " Kung di moko sasagutin hindi ko iinumin gamot ko"



eh may cancer siya.... :roll: :roll: :roll: duh...can i pass?

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3. Do you trust me?

If you say .."yes"


close your eyes...

then he tries to kiss you...



ANO BA YAN??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dazedchiq]

hahahahahaha.....

the most cheezzzyyyy and wrong way to flatter a girl

anyway, here's my story..

there was this guy na gwapo and he asked me to be his date for this party he was planning with his friends.. unfortunately, i had to go to cebu and miss the party.. so when i got back, i asked him what happened.. guess what he told me... he said, "the party didn't push through, because i knew you were not coming" the hell?!?! just for that??? i won't believe any guy who would tell me that!!!

it turns out that the grandfather of the host (where the party was going to be held) died...

but he doesn't know that i knew that before he told me that lie....

[Pj-XTC]

Here's a classic..

A boy approaching a girl he likes to date... 'hey what happend to your back? the girl will answer..why? after trying to check her back. then the boy will say...'I thought all angels have wings...' corny ba? pero sometimes lumulusot din ang pick-up lines na 'to.

[itchywitch]

:lol::lol::lol:

dazed: haha... nagpapaimpress sayo..

si cancer boy..even gave me his gun and balisong...magpapakabait daw..pero only kung sagutin ko... hahaha... :lol: may threat pa...

there are so many other one liners...

like...

i wish u were trash...

so i cld take you out.

or

do you have a name?

or can i call you MINE?

:lol:

corny ba?



but the worst i've ever heard...

aaargh!!!! sana makalimutan ko na....eeek....blech!!!! :lol:

i took summer classes for algebra...at this really crummy school....
and my classmate, so called math buddy.. asks me..

(classic talga eh...kala mo si vic sotto nagsabi... :lol: )

itchywitch....may gusto ako itanong sa yo...
wag ka sana magagalit...

may NOBYO ka na ba?
pwede manligaw?


DI BA SA SINE LANG DAPAT YUN?
SA VIVA CHANNEL!!!

[DSM619]

BOY - are you a terrorist ?
GIRL - no , why ?
BOY - coz ur the BOMB !
naks naman

[kimpOy]

but the worst i've ever heard...

aaargh!!!! sana makalimutan ko na....eeek....blech!!!! :lol:

i took summer classes for algebra...at this really crummy school....
and my classmate, so called math buddy.. asks me..

(classic talga eh...kala mo si vic sotto nagsabi... :lol: )

itchywitch....may gusto ako itanong sa yo...
wag ka sana magagalit...

may NOBYO ka na ba?
pwede manligaw?


DI BA SA SINE LANG DAPAT YUN?
SA VIVA CHANNEL!!!

at least straight to the point he..he

ako naman hmmm
para kang asthma coz you take my breath away
para ka rin SM coz you've got it all
he..he basted yata ako nito eh

ito classic.....

i do believe the lord above
created you for me to love
he picks you up among the rest
because he knows i love you best

if i go to heaven and you're not there
i'll wait for you on the golden stair
but if you're not there on judgement day...
i know you went the other way

so i'll give up my angelic wings
my golden harp, and everything
to prove to you my love is true
i'll go to hell to be with you.

[itchywitch]

wow! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[e46boi]

"Hey baby, got a burger to go with that shake?" seems to work wonders for me! :lol:

[Leon275]

kimpOy,

Walanghiya, mukhang yan ginamit mo ke muffin ah:mrgreen::mrgreen:

[geo626]

pwede ba yun... "did we met before.. you look similar to me..." hahahaha :mrgreen:

[kimpOy]

kimpOy,

Walanghiya, mukhang yan ginamit mo ke muffin ah:mrgreen::mrgreen:

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[OTEP]

Mahabang istorya muna:

*Nagrereview ako for my NMAT's (National Medical Admissions Test). May classmate ako, si Angelique Uy. Tiga-UP Diliman Psych. Eh sobrang dead na dead ako sa kanya pero hindi ko madiskartehan. One day absent yung seatmate niya. Ginawa ko tinabihan ko tapos palusot ako na maginaw kasi doon sa usual seat ko (nakampucha ang init-init nga, eh).

Habang nagle-lecture, kumakain siya ng chips. Pasimple lang. Dukot sa bag, subo, chew tapos inom tubig. Ginawa ko kuha ko ng post-its tapos nilagyan ko ng sulat. Binigay ko sa kanya. Aba, natawa. The next day nakuha ko na yung number.

Sabi sa post-it: Malutong ba? (Ingay kasi kumain, eh.) :mrgreen:

Kaso basted pa din ako...

[Dakila7]

wow ser kimpOy,

romantic ka pala... matanong ko lang... bosconian ka ba? parang eh.

[kimpOy]

dakila7, tumpak again!
don bosco academy
bacolor pampanga
batch '91

"parang eh???" what gave it away???

actually yang poem na yan natutunan ko sa driver ng bus pauwi akong pampanga galing USTe, nasa harap ako at konti na lang nakasakay, tapos traffic pa, may VHS pa nga silang XXX kaso may mga bata nakasakay eh

[Kalinaw_75]

my lines....
there come time in a person life that you meet someone you can't live without.
I am that person
You are that someone and the
TIME is now.

sa awa nang dyos.... naging busted line ko ito

[FerioEG9Boi]

Pick up lines:

You're like SuperFerry
Talagang trip kita!

You're like the yosi vendor
Coz you give me Hope and More

You're like Megamall
You've got it all

You're like my kuto
I cant get you out of my head

dami pa ito eh. di ko na alam ung iba.

[Kalinaw_75]

ito peeps napaka epektebo nito yun nga lang medyo traditional.....

dahan dahan patakbo sa O2 then parking saglit.
Guy: Boss mayroon ba tayo dyan
Bugaw: Mayroon boss bagong bago ito
Guy: Magkano naman
Bugaw: para sa iyo boss mura lang
Guy: ano pang hinihintay mo kunin mo para masilayan namin ang ganda
Bugaw: okey boss
Guy: okay naman pala... sige karga muna


Narinig ko lang yan ha from a friend :lol: :lol: :lol:

[yamyam]

bweheheheheheheehehehehehehheheeeee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



nice one..from a friend ba? :mrgreen:

[itchywitch]

sino yung insomniac na nagpost ng

"ano? sasagutin mo ba ako?
o magsisisi ka habang buhay? "

:lol:



I was at a up mountaineers costume party...

sabi ba naman ng onaks...

i like your costume...

i said... " i'm not wearing one..."

he goes.... "you're dressed as a cake"

Duh...ano kamo? paano yun?

"because everyone wants to have a piece of you"...
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galing kaya yun sa jokebook? or gusto nila akong kainin?
hahaha...:lol:

No Joe! Please no..you're not my type...i only like pidro. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JMAN]

Ha! kimpoy,
nagamit ko din yun... way back when i was in H.S. hehe medyo edited ang ibang parts!
now that i remember kakahiya hehe! :lol:
pero naging kami din gurl.. hehe ngayon ex ko na!

eto pa ibang kadiring line(d ko 'to ginamit HONEST! 'sides ala ako false teeth):

You're like a pustiso.. 'coz i can't smile without you! :D



Ha! kimpoy,
nagamit ko din yun... way back when i was in H.S. hehe medyo edited ang ibang parts!
now that i remember kakahiya hehe! :lol:
pero naging kami din gurl.. hehe ngayon ex ko na!

eto pa ibang kadiring line(d ko 'to ginamit HONEST! 'sides ala ako false teeth):

You're like a pustiso.. 'coz i can't smile without you! :D