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  1. Join Date
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    #1
    napakadaming style bulok...

    here's the top 3 that come to mind.



    1. " Bet you 5 bucks I can kiss you and you won't feel it"

    Girl goes...oh talaga? SIGE PUSTAHAN TAYO!



    * boy kisses her and pays her P5.

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    2. " Kung di moko sasagutin hindi ko iinumin gamot ko"



    eh may cancer siya.... :roll: :roll: :roll: duh...can i pass?

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    3. Do you trust me?

    If you say .."yes"


    close your eyes...

    then he tries to kiss you...



    ANO BA YAN??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

  2. Join Date
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    #2
    hahahahahaha.....

    the most cheezzzyyyy and wrong way to flatter a girl

    anyway, here's my story..

    there was this guy na gwapo and he asked me to be his date for this party he was planning with his friends.. unfortunately, i had to go to cebu and miss the party.. so when i got back, i asked him what happened.. guess what he told me... he said, "the party didn't push through, because i knew you were not coming" the hell?!?! just for that??? i won't believe any guy who would tell me that!!!

    it turns out that the grandfather of the host (where the party was going to be held) died...

    but he doesn't know that i knew that before he told me that lie....

  3. Join Date
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    #3
    Here's a classic..

    A boy approaching a girl he likes to date... 'hey what happend to your back? the girl will answer..why? after trying to check her back. then the boy will say...'I thought all angels have wings...' corny ba? pero sometimes lumulusot din ang pick-up lines na 'to.

  4. Join Date
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    #4
    :lol::lol::lol:

    dazed: haha... nagpapaimpress sayo..

    si cancer boy..even gave me his gun and balisong...magpapakabait daw..pero only kung sagutin ko... hahaha... :lol: may threat pa...

    there are so many other one liners...

    like...

    i wish u were trash...

    so i cld take you out.

    or

    do you have a name?

    or can i call you MINE?

    :lol:

    corny ba?



    but the worst i've ever heard...

    aaargh!!!! sana makalimutan ko na....eeek....blech!!!! :lol:

    i took summer classes for algebra...at this really crummy school....
    and my classmate, so called math buddy.. asks me..

    (classic talga eh...kala mo si vic sotto nagsabi... :lol: )

    itchywitch....may gusto ako itanong sa yo...
    wag ka sana magagalit...

    may NOBYO ka na ba?
    pwede manligaw?


    DI BA SA SINE LANG DAPAT YUN?
    SA VIVA CHANNEL!!!

  5. Join Date
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    #5
    BOY - are you a terrorist ?
    GIRL - no , why ?
    BOY - coz ur the BOMB !
    naks naman

  6. Join Date
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchywitch


    but the worst i've ever heard...

    aaargh!!!! sana makalimutan ko na....eeek....blech!!!! :lol:

    i took summer classes for algebra...at this really crummy school....
    and my classmate, so called math buddy.. asks me..

    (classic talga eh...kala mo si vic sotto nagsabi... :lol: )

    itchywitch....may gusto ako itanong sa yo...
    wag ka sana magagalit...

    may NOBYO ka na ba?
    pwede manligaw?


    DI BA SA SINE LANG DAPAT YUN?
    SA VIVA CHANNEL!!!
    at least straight to the point he..he

    ako naman hmmm
    para kang asthma coz you take my breath away
    para ka rin SM coz you've got it all
    he..he basted yata ako nito eh

    ito classic.....

    i do believe the lord above
    created you for me to love
    he picks you up among the rest
    because he knows i love you best

    if i go to heaven and you're not there
    i'll wait for you on the golden stair
    but if you're not there on judgement day...
    i know you went the other way

    so i'll give up my angelic wings
    my golden harp, and everything
    to prove to you my love is true
    i'll go to hell to be with you.

  7. Join Date
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    #7
    wow! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    "Hey baby, got a burger to go with that shake?" seems to work wonders for me! :lol:

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    #9
    kimpOy,

    Walanghiya, mukhang yan ginamit mo ke muffin ah:mrgreen::mrgreen:

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    #10
    pwede ba yun... "did we met before.. you look similar to me..." hahahaha :mrgreen:

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