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    June 15th, 2005 04:33 PM #41
    m2,
    ako hinde ako bastos! hahahaha

    ang mga linya lage naririnig ko e... may kasama ka ba? samahan na kita...
    magamit nga bukas.. dame frosh!! wahooo
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  2. itchywitch
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    February 28th, 2006 06:29 PM #42
    this is sooo old.

    found it when I was googling something.

    isa pang linya..

    'matutulog lang tayo, pramis'

    haha
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    February 28th, 2006 08:51 PM #43
    Eto suggestion ko, madalas akong iligtas nitong linyang 'to...

    me: "di ako marunong humalik, turuan mo naman ako o..."
    girl: (girls usually reply with this or something like it) "hihihi, ano kah ba! simple lang yun noh, just play with your tounge while doing it... Also, close your eyes para maramdaman mo every moment of it"
    me: (Etong pamatay! acting a little bit angry) "Ano ba yan! Kaya bumababa ang intelektuwal na kapabilidad ng mga estudyate! Theories nalang lagi ng theories! Wala bang actual?!" (tapos titigan mo, wait for a few seconds then...)

    Hehe, after that bahala na kayo...
    Tip lang, you two should be alone while having that conversation. Also, I've never used it to girls I don't know (yet). Dun lang sa mga type ko na kakilala.
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    February 28th, 2006 11:56 PM #44
    year 2002 pa eto???? uhh 4 years na??

    Mag uusap lang tayo sa loob pramis!!!! (with dirty smile)
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    March 1st, 2006 12:09 AM #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Pj-XTC
    Here's a classic..

    A boy approaching a girl he likes to date... 'hey what happend to your back? the girl will answer..why? after trying to check her back. then the boy will say...'I thought all angels have wings...' corny ba? pero sometimes lumulusot din ang pick-up lines na 'to.

    hehe...

    guy: hey, could i look at the back of your shirt?
    girl: huh?!
    guy: please?
    girl: okay...
    (guy looks at the tag of the shirt)
    guy. sabi ka na nga ba eh...
    girl: ano?
    guy: it says "MADE IN HEAVEN".
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    March 1st, 2006 02:58 AM #46
    From some Sidney Sheldon book I've read:

    Boy: "So how long did they ask you to stay?"
    Girl: "I beg your pardon."
    Boy: "Well, didn't the gods send you to show us mortals what beauty is?"

    Some variation recounted to me by a friend:

    Boy: "Are you hurt, miss?"
    Girl: "No, why?"
    Boy: "Aren't you an angel who fell down from heaven?"

    Johnny Bravo (napost ko na yata ito somewhere else): "You smell nice. Wanna smell me?"

    Johnny Bravo ulit: "I bet your name is Mickey, 'coz you're so fine!"
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    March 1st, 2006 03:02 AM #47
    Oh yeah, the Johnny Bravos work. hahahaha :bwahaha:
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    March 1st, 2006 03:16 AM #48
    you walk by her, as you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? No. Darn.
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    March 1st, 2006 05:27 AM #49
    Ah, now I know where I posted it: http://tsikot.yehey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15525
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    March 1st, 2006 09:54 AM #50
    "if i told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
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    March 1st, 2006 11:17 AM #51
    Style sa Dept. Store....

    Miss alin ang mas bagay sakin? (sabay turo sa items na hawak) eto?, eto? or ikaw?
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    March 1st, 2006 11:36 AM #52
    Old style

    Kapag akoy iyong minahal siguradong hindi ka luluha... bakit di mo ko subukan.....



    Wala pakong babaeng minahal na hindi lumigaya sa piling ko
    sa katunayan yung huling babaeng minahal ko hanggang ngayon
    masaya parin sya. Sa sobrang saya nga nya kahit walang kausap ay
    tawa ng tawa..... o di ba ang saya saya...
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    March 1st, 2006 01:22 PM #53
    this is a bit strange cos this is about a girl who actually wants to score on a guy and the safest way is to use a best friend (me)...

    i go over to the guy and do an elaborate drama that my friend just lost a bet we made...
    and as her penalty she has to kiss him for 20 secs.
    So kunwari pinipilit ko pa sila...

    hyuck hyuck...
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    March 1st, 2006 01:35 PM #54
    Quote Originally Posted by FXT
    you walk by her, as you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? No. Darn.


    that's cute..
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    March 1st, 2006 01:49 PM #55
    tagal na nito...

    ang baduy ko pala nung 2002 he..he

    hey itchy long time no post ah...
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    March 1st, 2006 02:06 PM #56
    Quote Originally Posted by kimpOy
    tagal na nito...

    ang baduy ko pala nung 2002 he..he

    hey itchy long time no post ah...

    :lol:
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    March 1st, 2006 02:19 PM #57
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by you again? :D
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    March 1st, 2006 07:09 PM #58
    pinakabwisit na narinig ko,

    "ang ganda mo..... (tingin sa sapatos) parang sapatos mo...."
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    March 2nd, 2006 11:07 PM #59
    Quote Originally Posted by kimpOy
    ang baduy ko pala nung 2002 he..he
    Ngayon alam ko na kung kanino ko nahawa.

    http://docotep.multiply.com/
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    March 2nd, 2006 11:15 PM #60
    Quote Originally Posted by orly
    Old style

    Wala pakong babaeng minahal na hindi lumigaya sa piling ko
    sa katunayan yung huling babaeng minahal ko hanggang ngayon
    masaya parin sya. Sa sobrang saya nga nya kahit walang kausap ay
    tawa ng tawa..... o di ba ang saya saya...

    :lol:
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