m2,
ako hinde ako bastos! hahahaha
ang mga linya lage naririnig ko e... may kasama ka ba? samahan na kita...
magamit nga bukas.. dame frosh!! wahooo
m2,
ako hinde ako bastos! hahahaha
ang mga linya lage naririnig ko e... may kasama ka ba? samahan na kita...
magamit nga bukas.. dame frosh!! wahooo
this is sooo old.
found it when I was googling something.
isa pang linya..
'matutulog lang tayo, pramis'
haha
Eto suggestion ko, madalas akong iligtas nitong linyang 'to...
me: "di ako marunong humalik, turuan mo naman ako o..."
girl: (girls usually reply with this or something like it) "hihihi, ano kah ba! simple lang yun noh, just play with your tounge while doing it... Also, close your eyes para maramdaman mo every moment of it"
me: (Etong pamatay! acting a little bit angry) "Ano ba yan! Kaya bumababa ang intelektuwal na kapabilidad ng mga estudyate! Theories nalang lagi ng theories! Wala bang actual?!" (tapos titigan mo, wait for a few seconds then...)
Hehe, after that bahala na kayo...
Tip lang, you two should be alone while having that conversation. Also, I've never used it to girls I don't know (yet). Dun lang sa mga type ko na kakilala.
year 2002 pa eto???? uhh 4 years na??
Mag uusap lang tayo sa loob pramis!!!! (with dirty smile)
Originally Posted by Pj-XTC
hehe...
guy: hey, could i look at the back of your shirt?
girl: huh?!
guy: please?
girl: okay...
(guy looks at the tag of the shirt)
guy. sabi ka na nga ba eh...
girl: ano?
guy: it says "MADE IN HEAVEN".![]()
From some Sidney Sheldon book I've read:
Boy: "So how long did they ask you to stay?"
Girl: "I beg your pardon."
Boy: "Well, didn't the gods send you to show us mortals what beauty is?"
Some variation recounted to me by a friend:
Boy: "Are you hurt, miss?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Boy: "Aren't you an angel who fell down from heaven?"
Johnny Bravo (napost ko na yata ito somewhere else): "You smell nice. Wanna smell me?"
Johnny Bravo ulit: "I bet your name is Mickey, 'coz you're so fine!"
you walk by her, as you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my butt? No. Darn.
Ah, now I know where I posted it: http://tsikot.yehey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15525
Style sa Dept. Store....
Miss alin ang mas bagay sakin? (sabay turo sa items na hawak) eto?, eto? or ikaw?
Old style
Kapag akoy iyong minahal siguradong hindi ka luluha... bakit di mo ko subukan.....
Wala pakong babaeng minahal na hindi lumigaya sa piling ko
sa katunayan yung huling babaeng minahal ko hanggang ngayon
masaya parin sya. Sa sobrang saya nga nya kahit walang kausap ay
tawa ng tawa..... o di ba ang saya saya...
this is a bit strange cos this is about a girl who actually wants to score on a guy and the safest way is to use a best friend (me)...
i go over to the guy and do an elaborate drama that my friend just lost a bet we made...
and as her penalty she has to kiss him for 20 secs.![]()
So kunwari pinipilit ko pa sila...
hyuck hyuck...![]()
Last edited by itchywitch; March 1st, 2006 at 01:30 PM.
tagal na nito...
ang baduy ko pala nung 2002 he..he
hey itchy long time no post ah...
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by you again? :D
pinakabwisit na narinig ko,
"ang ganda mo..... (tingin sa sapatos) parang sapatos mo...."
Ngayon alam ko na kung kanino ko nahawa.Originally Posted by kimpOy
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