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    #21
    hahahaha... magamit nga yun!

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    #22
    One time my gf asked me if I needed some time & space.

    I replied, "Yes,... I would like to have more time to spend in the same space with you."

    My friend & his gf was at the same table where we were sitting and heard my response. His gf said, "bakit hindi mo sinasabi sa akin iyon?" My friend can only smile in reply. :lol:

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    #23
    ghosthunter: what the ??? is that monkey doing to your car?:lol: :lol: :lol:

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    #24
    hmmm.... pick-up lines ba kamo? etong mga 'to kaya papasa???


    eto talaga, para sa mga basted lagi... hehehe
    "Be unique and different, say yes!"
    "You're ugly but you intrigue me. "

    etong mga to, corny... mga panabla ng mga guys....

    • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    • Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
    • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    • I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
    • He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a
    little. I did...
    • Wow! Are those real?


    kung ang guys, pwede... syempre dapat may depensa mga babae... bwahahaha

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do Not Enter."

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"

    Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
    Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
    Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


    onli in da pilipins... (eto talaga ang pick-up lines)

    miss sino bugaw mo?
    miss magkano?
    sige na nga, pwede ka na...
    miss, hindi ka bading di ba?
    ATE? ikaw ba yan?

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    #25
    :lol::lol::lol:

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    #26
    eto pa...Ways girls turn romantic guys down!!!
    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

    HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?


    HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

    HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!!!

    HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
    SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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    #27
    wawa naman boys na masabihan nun... :lol:

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    #28
    Quote Originally Posted by itchywitch
    ghosthunter: what the ??? is that monkey doing to your car?:lol: :lol: :lol:
    Tell me muna what you think the monkey is doing.. I'll tell you if you right or wrong.

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    #29
    Hahaha! :lol:

    One more....

    Boy: Won't you let me get inside your pants?
    Girl: Why should I? I already have one a--hole in there...

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    #30
    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthunter
    Quote Originally Posted by itchywitch
    ghosthunter: what the ??? is that monkey doing to your car?:lol: :lol: :lol:
    Tell me muna what you think the monkey is doing.. I'll tell you if you right or wrong.

    ghosthunter: ok ...


    my guess is...






















    the monkey's waxing the car with his pubic hair :mrgreen:




    am i right or wrong? :lol:

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